Friday, September 29, 2017

The Rules of Panic: Funny Friday

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture. Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

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 Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by Dawn of Cognitive Script.

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1. See the size of the fortune that says "Look! Good fortune is around you" and the size of the panic button in comparison? Yeah, that's about right.

2. Me (to Hubs): Out of chocolate? What do you mean we're out of chocolate? Press that panic button and let me tell you now, some chocolate damn well better appear.

3. Me (to son): Hell yeah a spider in the house is an extreme emergency. You stay and press that panic button, I'll be halfway to China by the time you're done.

4. Me (to Hubs): It's Monday? That's your extreme emergency? Get away from that panic button and go to work, that button's for real emergencies, like when we're out of chocolate. Or there's a spider in the house.

5. Me: Do those panic buttons multiply? 'Cause I think I need one in every room. Oh, and one for my purse. And my car. And . . .

 And now for something yummy: 

Dark Chocolate Cookies and Creme Crunch Fudge: creamy, chocolate decadence with a surprise crunch in the center. Only takes minutes to make. | Recipe developed by www.BakingInATornado.com | #recipe #chocolate

Dark Chocolate Cookies and Creme Crunch Fudge
Dark Chocolate Cookies and Creme Crunch Fudge: creamy, chocolate decadence with a surprise crunch in the center. Only takes minutes to make. | Recipe developed by www.BakingInATornado.com | #recipe #chocolate


Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile:

Southern Belle Charm
Bookworm in the Kitchen
   Cognitive Script 
 The Bergham Chronicles

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Dark Chocolate Cookies and Creme Crunch Fudge
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Ingredients:
1 can (14 oz) sweetened condensed milk
2 1/2 cups dark chocolate chips
dash salt
1 tsp vanilla
1 cup Hershey's Cookies 'n Creme Crunchers

Directions:
*Line an 8 X 8 inch pan with plastic wrap, allowing it to fall over the sides for easy removal. Grease lightly.
*Put the sweetened condensed milk, the dark chocolate chips and a dash of salt into a medium sauce pan and heat on medium low while stirring until melted and smooth.
*Remove from the heat and stir in the vanilla.
*Pour about half of this mixture into your prepared pan. spread out using a greased knife or spatula. 
*Sprinkle 1 cup Hershey's Cookies 'n Creme Crunchers over the top. Press gently and cover with the remaining fudge. Spread evenly.
*Refrigerate for at least 2 hours. Use the plastic wrap hanging over the sides of the pan to remove the fudge from the pan. 
*Cut into squares, cover tightly and store in refrigerator.

Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Skin Deep. Chapter Two: In an Instant

Welcome back to our latest Progressive Story Project. This project is a collaboration by a number of bloggers to craft a piece of fiction. We don't talk about our contributions, we just, one by one, take a turn with the story. Building on what other writers have submitted allows us to add our own piece of the story but based on what's already been written. It's a challenge, but a lot of fun. 

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Last week I published Secrets, Chapter One of Skin Deep. Be sure you read it before moving on to today's post, written by another group of talented bloggers. 


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Skin Deep
Chapter Two: In an Instant

Kimberly of When I Grow Up:

Isabelle smiled shyly. His charm and good looks were having an effect on her, just as they did five and a half years earlier. She knew she had to pull herself together.

"So what brought you here?" she asked. "And why are you here now? She knew no one else was in the office, except of course for Frank. Marguerite, the owner of the firm, sometimes stayed as late as 8 o'clock when they had a big deadline, but this was a slow week and it was Wednesday, when Marguerite had a standing dinner date with her grandmother that she never skipped.

"I was just walking past and saw lights on. I was curious about the dedication of the employees. I thoroughly check out every business I am considering before making an offer. I want to know what I am getting."

This sounded a bit strange, but Isabelle didn't feel like challenging him.

"How about you let me take you to dinner?" Jack continued. "I'd love to hear about your life today. Or - do you have to get home to your family?"

"Yes. No. Yes," Isabelle stammered. "I mean no, I don't have to rush home. Catherine is with my mom."

"And her father . . ."

"No, um, well, he's not part of our life."

"Okay, it's settled. I'll call for my car. Italian or seafood?" He had his phone out and sent a text. Before Isabelle knew it, he had his hand on her back and she was being swept into his waiting Mercedes.

His phone rang. "I'm sorry, I have to take this, but I'll make it quick." She just nodded, wondering what she got herself into. "Yes, Chris, what's the problem? Sure, yes, just like the other acquisition. No, not the Palmer deal, the Abalone. Yes, thanks Chris. I'll talk to you tomorrow."

"Are you going to be my boss, then?" Isabelle asked. She was sure that Marguerite would never sell, but it could be fun to play along.

"Not yet," Jack replied. "There have been a few glitches with my most recent deal, but Chris is working them out. I'm all yours for the rest of the night."

Isabelle felt a tingle go up her spine. What exactly was she doing here? She didn't really know this man all those years ago, she certainly didn't know anything substantial about him now. His business deals had a ring of familiarity though. She had bartended at a place called Abalone and the owner of her last firm had been Palmer. They had once been rather intimate. She smiled at the memory. What could dinner hurt?


Dawn of Cognitive Script:

What could dinner hurt indeed? Oh my . . . picking up her shoes she slipped silently out of the room. Just as she touched the doorknob in the entryway, Jack spoke. "Leaving so soon?"

Her breath caught in her throat. Damn, he had a way of doing that to her. "Umm I need to get home, shower and get to work"

"Isabelle it's only 5 am, do you go in this early on any other morning?"

She turned to look at him. Oh gosh, those eyes, that smile, mentally shaking her head she said "yes, yes I do. I'm a dedicated employee and my clients are important. I do everything in my power to be sure that their trust in me and our firm is not in vain."

He smiled and gave a chuckle. "Well the, don't let me keep you. Unless you want me to."

The air became hot, it was hard to breath, she coughed. What was going on? Her eyes were burning, her vision was blurred. She felt herself falling in slow motion, she heard Jack calling to her, then she felt the blast that took the air out of the room and her lungs.

The sirens were deafening, everything about her was on fire, she could barely breath, she couldn't see. What was going on? What had happened? Where was she?

"Miss, try not to move, okay? We are flying to the trauma burn center in Houston. You're going to be just fine. Can you tell me your name?" Tom the emergency response team member said to her, but she was out before he finished.



~~~~~~~ Click here to read chapter three, In Control. But before you go, check out today's recipe ~~~~~~~ 


Simple Crockpot Risotto, a full flavor side dish. Arborio rice slow cooked in broth and wine. | Recipe developed by www.BakingInATornado.com | #recipe #crockpot #slowcooker
Simple Crockpot Risotto




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Simple Crockpot Risotto
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Ingredients:
1 cup dry white wine
32 oz chicken broth
8 oz mushrooms, sliced
1 1/2 tsp minced garlic
3/4 tsp salt
1/4 tsp pepper
2 TBSP butter
2 TBSP olive oil
1/3 cup chopped onion
2 cups arborio rice
1/3 cup grated parmesan
1 TBSP chopped fresh parsley



Directions:
*Spray your crockpot with nonstick spray. Add the wine, chicken broth, mushrooms, garlic, salt and pepper. Cook on high for one hour.
*Melt butter with the olive oil over med heat in a skillet. Add the onion. Cook and stir until onion starts to soften. Add the rice. Cook and stir for 2 minutes. Add to the crockpot, change heat to low.
*Cook for about 1 1/2 hours, stirring every half hour. Rice is done when it's soft and has absorbed all of the liquid.
*Mix in the parmesan. Sprinkle with fresh parsley.

Friday, September 22, 2017

Heads Up: Fly on the Wall

Welcome to a monthly Fly on the Wall group post. Today 7 bloggers are inviting you to catch a glimpse of what you’d see if you were a fly on the wall in our homes. Come on in and buzz around my house. At the end of my post you’ll find links to this month’s other participants’ posts.

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PurDude and some friends went to Vegas for 4 days last month to celebrate the 21st birthday of one of the boys. They flew in from different places (PurDude was still working in Cleveland) and stayed in a cool big Airbnb house with a pool. When he got back I asked him to call, I wanted to hear all about his trip.

Me: Did you have a great time?
PurDude: Yes, so much to see and do, didn't get everywhere we wanted to but we did as much as we could.
Me: Did you sleep in at the house?
PurDude: Yes, we slept in and spent a lot of the day at the pool then went out at night.
Me: So . . . did you gamble?
PurDude: Yes, some.
Me: Just some.
PurDude: Yes.
Me: Did you do a lot of drinking?
PurDude: Yes, some.
Me: Are you lying?
PurDude: Yes, some.



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Apparently it's well known that I'm a genius.

I made these Angry Owl snacks for Halloween a few years ago, but thought they'd be fun for back to school too. 


Angry Owl snacks | Recipe developed by www.BakingInATornado.com | #recipe #snack


So I tweeted them. And look who answered.

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So it's a snack genius. And the title came from a pretzel company. I'll take it!


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PurDude moved out of his frat and into a house with a few friends. He called me one day to say that he'd gotten an email from the leasing company and it turns out he has until the end of the day to get renter's insurance or the leasing company will put him on their plan and bill him monthly. I called our homeowner's insurance company to see if what they would charge is any better than what the leasing company would charge.

Of course I got an automated call answering system. The worst one I'd ever had so far.

Automated System: What are you looking for? Say "auto, homeowners . . ."
Me: Renter's insurance.
Automated System: You said "condo". Is that correct?
Me: No, renter's insurance.
Automated SystemYou said "condo". Is that correct?
Me: Operator.
Automated System: What are you looking for? Say "auto, homeowners . . ."
Me: Renter's insurance.
Service: You said "condo". Is that correct?
Me: Fine.
Service: Do you currently have a policy with us?
Me: Yes.
Service: Please state the phone number associated with your policy.
Me: {{stated my phone number}}
Automated System: We do not have a record of that number. Please state the last 4 digits of your social security number.
Me: Gave Husband's last 4 digits, which I actually gave in the wrong order.
Automated System: OK, if you are an agent, press 1. If you are a customer, press 2.
Me: {{presses 2}}.
Automated System: For agents . . .
Me: Dude, I'm too old for this shit.
Automated System: For agents . . .
Me: {{disconnect}}.


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While he was away, PurDude and I were talking on the phone about a few situations he was going to have to deal with once back at school. I hate trying to have serious conversations in bits and pieces through phone calls and texts. 

I sat down one day and decided to tell him how I felt about him, his coming senior year, and our relationship in an email. It was a page and a half long, honest and heartfelt. I actually had to text him to tell him to look for my email or he'd find it in a year.

He never did answer me so who knows if he ever got it? I hoped so.

About a week later he called and we talked. He didn't mention the email. Just before we hung up:

Me: Did you find the email I sent you?
PurDude: Yes.

Well OK then, so much for pouring my heart out.


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I was in the kitchen trying out a new quick bread recipe idea when College Boy walks in the house.

College Boy: What are you making?
Me: It's a new recipe idea.
College Boy: What is it?
Me: Apricot Almond Quick Bread.
College Boy: I don't like apricots.
Me: I know.
College Boy: I don't like almonds either.
Me: I know, I wasn't expecting you.
College Boy: You should always expect me.
Me: Duly noted.


Apricot Almond Quick Bread, chopped apricots, nectar, and sliced almonds featured in a fall flavored quick bread. | Recipe developed by www.BakingInATornado.com | #recipe #bread
Apricot Almond Quick Bread
Apricot Almond Quick Bread, chopped apricots, nectar, and sliced almonds featured in a fall flavored quick bread. | Recipe developed by www.BakingInATornado.com | #recipe #bread


I was watching a show on one of my favorite channels, ID. They mostly show true stories of murder, going through the crime, an investigation and ultimately a trial. Dateline or 20/20 type shows.

College Boy: Are you watching true murder stories again?
Me: I've always been a mystery lover, you know I like trying to figure out who did it.
College Boy: When your who-done-its turn into how-to-do-its, give me fair warning.
Me: Just because you eat all my food, get your laundry done and do nothing I ask you think I'm plotting?
College Boy: Well, you sure do watch a lot of those murder mysteries. If you're doing research I'd just like a "heads up".
Me: Will do.
College Boy walks away.
Me (whispered under my breath): Heads up. 


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The next day was Saturday. I wanted to use the grill for dinner but I thought the propane was running low. In fact, I'd been mentioning it to Hubs for a few weeks. Hubs walked into the kitchen and I asked him about it. Again.

Me: Did you have the propane tank for the grill filled yet?
Hubs: No, not yet.
Me: But I keep asking you, this is the third weekend in a row. That's so not like you.
Hubs: I know, I forgot.
Me: Why don't you go now?
Hubs (heading down to the man-cave): Not now, the game's on.
Me: That's the same excuse you gave last weekend.
Hubs: I'll do it later.
Me: You said that last weekend too.
Hubs (halfway down the stairs): Right after the game.
Me (whispered under my breath): Heads up.


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I still have a house phone. I have it because any time I'm in a situation where I have to give a number I give the home number, keeping almost all telemarketers from my cell.

But that phone rings non-stop with telemarketers. I get about 10 calls a day. I turned the ringer all the way down and never answer it unless caller ID shows it's someone I know or we're having work done around the house and I'm expecting a call from a tradesman.

Early one evening the home phone rings and it's an area code I don't recognize so I don't answer. The same number calls back a second and third time so I turn on the answering machine and google the area code. It's coming from the area in Ohio where PurDude is. Crap. What if something happened to him and someone is trying to contact me. 

The phone rings again and I hear PurDude's voice on the answering machine. I pick up.

Me: Are you OK?
PurDude: I'm fine.
Me: This isn't your cell, what number are you calling from? 
PurDude: There's a land line in this apartment the company rented for me.
Me: I don't answer the land line. Why didn't you call my cell like you always do?
PurDude: I was just calling to say hello to you and dad, thought I'd call the land line and talk to you both. 
Me: Well now I know your number in case I need it.
PurDude: Don't call it, I don't answer it, it's never for me.
Me: So you used a number you don't answer to call a number I don't answer?
PurDude: Pretty much.

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College Boy had just walked in the front door. I was sitting in the den fully concentrating on writing a blog post when I heard beeps. Still preoccupied with the post, I stood up, went to the microwave, opened it and found nothing inside.

College Boy: What are you doing?
Me: I thought I heard the microwave. 
College Boy: That was the washing machine. You know, Mom, there are homes for people who tend to get confused. 
Me: I was just preoccupied.
College Boy: But you also sometimes forget why you've walked into a room.
Me: Everyone does that now and then.
College Boy: And that time you put dinner in the oven and forgot to turn it on.
Me: Once. Jeez, that was once.
College Boy: I'm just saying that we should look into it. It's really just for your protection.
Me (whispered under my breath): Heads up.
College Boy: What?
Me: Heads up. HEADS up. HEADS FREAKING UP!


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Yeah, plotting murder is one way to get rid of my stress, but I'm not sure I'm willing to live with the consequences. What would happen if I ended up in jail? I can't pee on a bedpan in the hospital, no way I'm going to be able to go while on display in a big cage.

I was trying to work through my options when, stopped at a red light, the answer came to me. There it was, right on the side of the road. Way less messy than murder, for a measly $68 I can just have someone come and get those stressors and cart them off.

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'Cause you know what they say . . . "junk is in the eye of the beholder." Or something like that.

Now click on the links below for a peek into some other homes:

Menopausal Mother 
Searching for Sanity
Spatulas on Parade 
Never Ever Give Up Hope 
Bookworm in the Kitchen 
The Blogging 911


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Apricot Almond Quick Bread
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Ingredients:
1/2 cup apricot nectar
1/3 cup apricot jam
3/4 cup chopped dried apricots

2 1/2 cups flour
1/2 cup sugar
1/2 cup brown sugar
2 tsp baking soda
3/4 tsp salt
1/2 cup sliced almonds

1/2 cup oil
2 eggs
1/2 tsp almond extract

3/4 cup powdered sugar
2 TBSP apricot nectar
1/4 cup sliced almonds

Directions:
*Grease a loaf pan. Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
*Whisk together 1/2 cup apricot nectar with the apricot jam. Mixed in the dried apricots. Set aside.
*Whisk together the flour, sugar, brown sugar, baking soda and salt. Mix in 1/2 cup of the sliced almonds.
*Mix the oil, eggs, almond extract and the apricot mixture into the dry ingredients, just until incorporated. Pour evenly into prepared pan.
*Bake for 55 - 58 minutes, until the center of the top springs back to the touch. Remove from oven and allow to sit for 10 minutes.
*Run a knife along the edges of the bread and remove from the pan. Cool completely.
*Mix together the powdered sugar and the remaining apricot nectar. Drizzle over the cooled bread. Sprinkle with the additional 1/4 cup sliced almonds.

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Skin Deep. Chapter One: Secrets

A few times a year I am lucky enough to share a Progressive Story Project. It's a collaboration, a challenge, and to me personally, it's a gift.

A number of bloggers, each with their own personal focus, their own voice and individual style of writing, come together to craft one story, one cohesive piece of fiction that I then get to share.  


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The way it works is that one person writes a piece of a story then each subsequent writer adds their contribution and passes it on to the next. In this way everyone impacts but no one controls the piece. Where the story goes is up to us all. The challenge is to write a cohesive story.  

This is the sixth time we've collaborated on this project. Be sure to check them all out:


Our first story was a holiday fantasy called A Holiday Story.
Next came a darker piece, Storm Past.
For our third project we chose to revisit A Holiday Story and added four more chapters.
Sincerely Sarah was a story of personal strength.
And Take Aim was about compassion, standing up for yourself and for others.

Which brings us to today, and Chapter One of our newest story, Skin Deep. 


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Skin Deep
Chapter One, Secrets

Karen of Baking In A Tornado (that's me!) :

It wasn't until her stomach rumbled, and not for the first time, that she looked up from her desk. Dusk. How did that happen? She loves her job, that's how. Kathryn, her boss, probably stopped in and told her to go home multiple times, but it hasn't pierced her consciousness. There was always so much to do and she often got so caught up in her work that the whole day would pass by in an instant. There is great satisfaction in knowing you're making a contribution and that it's appreciated.

But there's also satisfaction in not starving to death. Time to go home. Eat, rest, spend time with family, make plans with friends, recharge. Tomorrow's another day.


Lydia of Cluttered Genius:

She gathered her bag and purse and retrieved her lunch thermal from the office fridge. Frank, the janitor, was slowly mopping the kitchen floor.

"Hey Frank," she said. "Don't work too hard tonight, ok?"

"Oh heya there, Isabelle. Not to worry, not to worry. I won't be workin' hard, but I'll probably be hardly workin'", and he chuckled as he turned to move toward the office lounge.

Isabelle grinned to herself, closed the fridge door and started toward the office exit. She stumbled as her left bright red high heel caught the corner of the floor mat, and all of her bags fell out of her hands. She caught herself before landing face flat on the floor and instead landed on her knees. It hurt, and she knew there would be a bruise, but she also knew she'd handled it with way more dignity and poise than normal.

"You ok?" asked a low, grumbling voice. Isabelle turned her eyes and head up and was speechless.


 Jack??? What were the odds? After all those years?

Her mind wandered back to the summer she was temping as a bartender on that cruise ship out of Miami.

Of course there were rules for crew members, and probably the number one rule was not to engage socially with passengers, not beyond friendly chitchat, that is.

Of course over the weeks and months pretty much every one of her coworkers broke that rule. First it was accepting a drink from an exceptionally nice customer, then it was taking a walk on deck to gaze at the stars . . .

However, to her knowledge, she was the only one discovering she was pregnant upon returning to college.




She couldn't believe her eyes as she looked into his, eyes so familiar she felt her heart skip. She looked into a carbon copy of those very same eyes every single day for the last 4.5 years. She never got Jack's last name, wasn't even sure if Jack was his real first name. She just knew that the night they spent together created something so precious to her.

"Ja . . . Jack?" she stammered, still lost in her shock.

"Isabelle . . . it's great to see you," Jack replied, smiling as he knelt down to help her pick up the spilled contents of her purse. Her breath caught in her throat as he handed her the photo album dedicated to her daughter Catherine.

She took it and stood up, still not sure if this was a dream or not.

"What are you doing here?" she asked.


Diane of On the Border:

But Jack was looking down at the book in her hand. Catherine's smiling, impish face was gazing out at the world from between her fingers. "Cute kid," he said. He lifted his amazing eyes back to her face. "How old is she?"

"Erm - five. Cat is five." Isabelle winced mentally at the lie. Well, she was nearly five, right?

"Five." He was still looking at her.

Was he turning the time over in his mind? Counting the months. The years?

Did he know?

"Yes." Isabelle jammed the book into her purse along with a handful of other things and snapped the bag shut. She took a calming breath and pasted on her most business-like expression. "So, Jack, it's been a while. What have you been doing with yourself?"

He smiled and her heart did another uncharacteristic flip. "Well, actually, I've been buying up businesses. You know. creating my own little empire."

"Empire?"

He laughed. "It's really still in its infancy, but I do have seven or eight in the family now." He looked around. "And I'm really interested in what this company does." He turned back to her. "I'm considering buying it."

"I didn't know it was for sale."


"Oh, the businesses I buy usually aren't. At first. But I make them see reason." He tipped his head to one side and gave her another slow smile. "And I've suddenly decided I'd like this business. Very much."



~~~~~~~ Click here to read chapter two In an Instant.
But before you go, check out today's recipe. ~~~~~~~
One Pan Chicken with Vegetables, a quick dinner. Chicken and vegetables drizzled with a vinaigrette and oven baked. | Recipe developed by www.BakingInATornado.com | #recipe #dinner
One Pan Chicken with Vegetables



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One Pan Chicken with Vegetables        
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Printable Recipe

Ingredients:
1 yellow squash, sliced
1 1/2 cups broccoli florets 
1 cup grape tomatoes, halved
1/4 onion, sliced
1/2 red pepper, sliced
2 cloves garlic, minced

1/3 cup raspberry walnut vinaigrette salad dressing
3 boneless, skinless chicken breasts, sliced into strips
1/4 cup bacon bits
2 TBSP raspberry walnut vinaigrette salad dressing
salt, pepper, garlic powder, paprika
sliced almonds

OPT: Serve over brown rice

Directions:
*Place the squash, broccoli, tomato, onion and pepper into a bowl with the garlic and 1/3 cup raspberry vinaigrette. Mix well. Cover and refrigerate for 4 hours or up to overnight. Mix now and then.
*Cover a sheet pan with tin foil. Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
*Place the chicken strips on one side of the sheet pan. Drizzle with 2 TBSP raspberry vinaigrette, sprinkle with salt, pepper, garlic powder and paprika. Mix with your hands so all of the chicken is coated.
*Spread the vegetables onto the rest of the pan. Sprinkle with salt, pepper and bacon bits. 
*Bake in the oven for about 30 minutes or until the chicken is fully cooked.
*Serve over brown rice. Sprinkle with sliced almonds.