Monday, February 7, 2022

Dibs, Coats, and Kites: Poetry Monday

 

 

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Poetry Monday's once a week.
I bet you know which day.
I don't participate every time,
But today I've come out to play.

My friends assign each week a theme,
Kites is what they chose.
Now it's up to all of us,
to put our thoughts into prose.
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
Dibs, Coats, and Kites
 
They'd grown up by each other's side,
best friends their families are.
Through all life's ups and downs, they were
from each other, never far.
 
Since they'd always been together,
they could read each other's thoughts.
They would speak in acronyms,
a private language for public spots.
 
Like if they're at a party and
one's drinking a bit too much, 
the other calls DIBS suggesting they,
Dial It Back, Sweety (just a touch).

On poker nights with family,
competition goes over the top.
COATS doesn't mean it's time to leave,
but Cash Out And Tactfully Stop.
 
Falling in love had never been,
in any way unexpected.
Felt like right at birth they were,
for each other pre-selected.

So when his birthday came around,
the first year they were wed.
She wanted her gift to matter,
so this is what she said:

"I'll make a favorite dinner and,
we'll have a champagne toast.
"But I want to give a special gift,
to the man I love the most."

 
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Creamy Portobello Rigatoni
 
 
"I'll tell you what I want," he said,
"there's just one thing, you see."
"A kite," he smiled at her impishly,
"is all I want, from you to me."
 
She thought the request unusual, 
though in general not a reach.
So many people flew them,
their condo being on the beach.

But to her it didn't feel quite right,
was there something she didn't get?
His impish smile was haunting her,
she'd not kite shop, not quite yet.

Next day, off to grocery shop,
on their way down to the car,
He leaned in, then she got it,
his gift request, not at all bizarre.

A kite! Of course! He was telling her,
what, in his life, supersedes. 
A Kiss In The Elevator means
her love is all he needs!
 

 
 
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Read more poetry, 
you're not through.
Some talented writers
are in this crew:
 
 

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Creamy Portobello Rigatoni        

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Printable Recipe

Ingredients:
1 TBSP olive oil
1/2 red pepper, seeded and sliced
2 cloves minced garlic
1/2 small onion, chopped
1 cup grape tomatoes, halved
8 oz Portobello mushrooms, cleaned and sliced
1 1/2 cups half and half
1/2 cup marscapone
1/2 tsp salt
1/4 tsp pepper
16 oz rigatoni
fresh parsley
 
Directions:
*In a large saute pan, heat the olive oil on medium heat. Add the red pepper, garlic, onion, and tomatoes. Cook and stir until the vegetables just start to soften, about 5 minutes.
*While the vegetables are softening, boil water in a large pot and cook the rigatoni to al dente. Drain. Move to a large bowl.
*To the saute pan, add the portobellos. Cook and gently stir for 2 minutes. Add the half and half, mascarpone, salt, and pepper.
*Bring to a boil, gently stirring in the mascarpone. Boil for 1 minute, then reduce heat and simmer for 5 minutes.
*Add the sauce to the rigatoni and gently stir together. Top with the parsley.
 

Friday, February 4, 2022

Done That: Secret Subject Swap

 

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Welcome to a Secret Subject Swap. This month 5 brave bloggers picked a secret subject for someone else and were assigned a secret subject to interpret in their own style. Today we are all simultaneously divulging our topics and submitting our posts. Read through mine and at the bottom you’ll find links to all of today’s other Secret Subject participants.


My subject is: You see someone walking ahead of you on a small path in a local park. Suddenly they stop, turn around, run straight to you and say "I know what you did."
It was submitted by: Jenniy of Climaxed.
 

 

 

Well, the first thing that comes to mind as you're running straight towards me is that maybe I need to rethink that whole buying a taser thing. But what also comes to mind is a question, "which thing that I did are we talking about?"

Because, like most people, I've done a thing or two. And as far as which thing exactly it is that you know, the options are endless.

OK, maybe not endless, but "copious" might be a good word.

Like, are you talking about: 
 
~ The time I got my mother's new car stolen? If so, who cares that you know? The empty garage was a dead give-away, and the whole story already came out anyway. In court.

~ The time the fire truck came screeching up to our house thinking I'd been hit by lightening? I hadn't been, I just jumped into a cigarette when the lightening hit our house (the second time, not the first time)?
 
~ The time I, as an exhausted new mom, I was so busy arranging the groceries in the trunk of my car I didn't realize that the cart with my toddler in it had rolled away in the parking lot?

~ The time, while the feds were investigating me, I found our pot plant cut off at the stem and laying in the parking lot directly below my deck?

~ The time I forgot the cake in the oven and almost burned the house down? Come on, tell me you've never done that yourself . . .


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Mixed Berry Chocolate Chip Cake
Mixed Berry Chocolate Chip Cake is studded with mini chocolate chips and topped with a blackberry frosting. | recipe developed by www.BakingInATornado.com | #recipe #cake
 

~ The time I went parasailing in Cancun and almost got dropped onto the roof of the hotel? Technically mom said no skydiving, and technically I wasn't sky diving . . .
 
~ The time I walked up to the high school with the spare key and moved PurDude's car to a different spot? Listen, that kid did take that car from me the minute he got his license (and then kept it for 8 years, btw), but it was legitimately mine. And, admit it, it was funny (well, in retrospect, it would have been a lot less funny if he'd have called the police instead of me).
 
~ The time I gave the finger to another parent in the pick-up line at the elementary school? He did deserve it. Truth.
 
~ The time I got into an argument with a state trooper?
  
~ The time I snuck into the men's room at the crowded bar? Have you seen the lines outside the lady's rooms?

~ The time I had my last joint stolen from me by the cops? Well, that first date was a last date.
 
Anyway . . .
 
. . . two things you need to know if you ever run towards me in a park: first, you better be wearing a mask, and second, when it comes to accusations, you need to be specific. 'Cause I've done a thing or two.


Secret Subject Swap, a multi-blogger 407 challenge | developed and run by www.BakingInATornado.com | #MyGraphics Here are links to all the sites now featuring Secret Subject Swap posts. Sit back, grab a cup, and check them all out. See you there:

The Diary of an Alzheimer’s Caregiver 

Climaxed 

Part-time Working Hockey Mom

A 'lil HooHaa


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Mixed Berry Chocolate Chip Cake        
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Printable Recipe

Ingredients:
6 oz mixed berry yogurt
5 TBSP blackberry jam, divided
1 box yellow cake mix
1/3 cup oil
1/2 cup mixed berry juice 
1/2 cup milk
4 eggs
1 1/4 cup mini chocolate chips, divided
1 tsp flour

1 container (16 oz) vanilla frosting
1 TBSP unsweetened baking cocoa
2 TBSP heavy cream, divided
 
Directions:
*Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Grease and flour two 9-inch cake pans.
*Whisk together the yogurt and 2 TBSP of the blackberry jam. Beat this mixture with the yellow cake mix, oil, juice, milk, and eggs for 2 minutes. Toss 3/4 cup of the mini chocolate chips with the flour and mix into the batter.
*Pour into the prepared pans and bake for about 25 minutes, until the center springs back to the touch. Allow to sit in the pans for 10 minutes.
*Run a knife around the edge of the cake pans and remove the cakes. Place one layer onto a serving plate and the other onto a piece of parchment paper. Allow to cool completely.
*Once the cakes are cool, place about 1/3 of the frosting into a bowl, whisk in the baking cocoa and 1 TBSP heavy cream. Frost the top of the bottom layer of the cake. Top with the second layer.
*Whisk together the remaining frosting, the remaining 3 TBSP blackberry jam and the remaining 1 TBSP heavy cream. Frost the top and sides of the cake. Sprinkle with the remaining mini chocolate chips.
 

Tuesday, February 1, 2022

Still Me

 

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I've decided not to change my name. 

Honestly, it isn't really anything I would have just arbitrarily considered on my own, but it came up. Well, in a roundabout sort of way, but I did give the possibility its due diligence.

It started with FB {{sigh}}. I have a FB page called BIAT by Karen B. I didn't want it, I don't need it, I already have a Baking In A Tornado page that I use, but FB forced me to create it, claiming that I use my personal page as a business and I could start this one or they would. Absurd, but whatever. We all know you can't argue with toddlers or with FB. 

I recently received a friend request on FB. It happens often, friends of friends might see an interesting conversation on one of my personal posts and send me an invite. I check them out (a little covert sleuthing being the prudent course of action on these occasions) and accept. A short time later, she sent me a PM: "I see you have a page called BIAT by Karen B. Can I ask what BIAT stands for?" 

Baking In A Tornado has always been my answer, of course. It's been my blog's name since day one, when my first choice for a name turned out to already be taken and PurDude helped choose this one. But should it be? Maybe, before I answer her, I should consider it, an identity do over.

It would have to work with BIAT by Karen B because, I'm not going through another name change on that page. The last time, when they insisted I change it from whatever they did when they forcibly created it, it required my providing everything but a clean bill of health from a proctologist. I'm not sure how that missed that requirement, but I wouldn't be surprised if they haven't added it by now.
 
 
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So, with no current intent to visit a proctologist, we're working with the BIAT acronym. I'm sure I can come up with plenty of options to consider.

Like BIAT:
 
Bitchy, Intentional, Acidic, Tactless
 ~ too honest?
 
Bodacious, Intriguing, And Transparent
 ~ too dishonest?
 
Bewildered, Imagining Alternative Truths
 ~ too desperate?
 
Blogger: Iffy And Taboo
 ~ too confusing.
 
Braless Is Actually Transcendental
 ~ TMI?
 
Banal, Idly Awaiting Transformation
 ~ at least I'm hopeful.
 
Babbling, Intending A Thought
 ~ if the shoe fits . . .
 
Bungling Into All Tasks
 ~ too obvious.
 
Butter Is Arguably Theraputic
 ~ wonder how many page views that would gain me.
 
Burnt Is A Technique
 ~ wonder how many page views that would lose me. 
 
 
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Raspberry Cocoa Cookies
 
 
Bizarre, Illogical, Although Trying
 ~ at least I'm trying.
 
Banned, Illicit, And Tawdry
 ~ and not even trying? 

Busted In Another Tirade
 ~ I can just hear my boys saying this one is on point.

Basking In Alternate Temperaments
 ~ too openly delusional?

Best Intentions Are Trouble
 ~ forget a blog, I could write a book.

Berserk Is A Talent
 ~ at least I could factually claim to be talented . . .

All things considered (well, 16 things anyway), I think maybe I'd best stick to Baking In A Tornado. It fits.
 
Unless you've got another suggestion . . .



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Raspberry Cocoa Cookies   
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Ingredients:
1 1/2 sticks unsalted butter, softened
1 tsp raspberry extract
1 packet (1.25 oz) Raspberry Dark Chocolate Cocoa
3/4 cup powdered sugar
1 1/4 cup flour
1 TBSP baking cocoa
1/2 tsp salt
 
1/2 cup canned marshmallow frosting
2 TBSP raspberry or black raspberry jam

24 Hershey's Hot Cocoa Kisses, unwrapped

Directions:
*Cream the butter and raspberry extract, then beat in the raspberry cocoa. Mix in the powdered sugar, flour, baking cocoa, and salt until it forms a dough.
*Roll into a log, about 12 inches long, wrap in plastic wrap, and refrigerate for an hour.
 *Whisk together the marshmallow frosting and the raspberry jam. Refrigerate.
*Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Cover cookie sheets with parchment paper.
*Remove cookie dough from fridge and cut into about 1/2 inch slices. Bake for 12 minutes. Allow to cool completely (about 25 minutes).
*Place a dollop of the frosting onto the center of each cookie and top each with a Hot Cocoa Kiss, then immediately refrigerate to set.