Big Honkin' Fan: Funny Friday

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture. Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

Here's today's picture. It was submitted by Dawn of Cognitive Script.

1. Man driving down the road towing a big honkin' fan (to himself): She said if we can't afford air conditioning that the least I could do is buy a bigger fan. This should do it.

2. Woman driving down the highway, looks over to see a big honkin' fan (to herself): Jeez, can you imagine what happens when the shit hits that thing?

3. New driver navigating the freeway with mom in the passenger seat, looks in the next lane and smiles: Mom, you know how you said I could take your car to that concert 5 hours away when hell freezes over?
Mom: Yes.
Son: We need to fill up the gas tank tonight, 'cause I think I've found a way to make that happen.

4. Little boy sitting in the back seat: Mom?
Mom: Yes, dear.
Little boy: Those people next to us?
Mom: Yeah.
Little boy: I think they're trying to communicate with aliens in outer space.

5. Woman driving down the road towing a big honkin' fan (to herself): "Move to the south," he said. "You'll love it," he said. And here I am, melting. He doesn't want to move again, fine. I'll just blow us into another state.


 And now for a yummy slow cooker dinner: 

Crockpot Pork Medallions with Riced Vegetables

Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile:
Southern Belle Charm 
Cognitive Script 

Crockpot Pork Medallions with Riced Vegetables

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Printable Recipe

Ingredients:
2 1/2# pork tenderloin
1 tsp garlic powder
20 oz can of pineapple chunks
1/2 onion
1 green pepper
16 oz bottle of French salad dressing
1 cup water
12 oz bag of frozen riced cauliflower and sweet potato

Directions:
*Trim any fat from the pork and cut into bite sized pieces. Sprinkle with the garlic powder.
*Drain the pineapple chunks, slice the onion and chop the green pepper into bite sized pieces.
*Grease the slow cooker with nonstick spray and turn on to low. Add the salad dressing, water and frozen riced vegetables. Mix. Add the pork, pineapple chunks, onion and pepper. Mix again. 
*Cook on low for 5 hours, mixing now and then. Serve over noodles, rice or mashed potatoes.