Friday, September 10, 2021

Bobcats, Tarantulas, and the Plague: Use Your Words

 


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Today’s post is a monthly writing challenge. If you’re new here, this is how it works: participating bloggers picked 4 – 6 words or short phrases for someone else to craft into a post. All words must be used at least once. All of the posts will be unique as each writer has received their own set of words. That’s the challenge, here’s a fun twist; no one who’s  participating knows who got their words and in what direction the recipient will take them. Until now.

At the end of this post you’ll find links to the other blogs featuring this challenge. Check them all out, see what words they got and how they used them.
I'm using: chipmunks ~ 50 reasons ~ preliminary ~ spy pen ~ ground-penetrating radar ~ bobcat
They were submitted by Tamara of Part-time Working Hockey Mom.

                          

Well, on preliminary perusal, I can think of at least 50 reasons why I couldn't possibly work these . . . diverse . . . word pairings into a cohesive, intelligible blog post.
 
Now the words spy pen and bobcat remind me of my younger son so let's start down that road and see where it takes us . . .
 
Speaking of 50 reasons, that's also about how many reasons to be a bit anxious about having a son live 550 miles away. Many of them are a PTSD sort of reaction to the years he went to college in Indiana, 600 miles away. You know, broken legs, many (many, many) flat tires, the death of a friend . . . it was tough. And I've mentioned that my favorite TV shows are factual murder mysteries, but did you know that the majority of them seem to take place in Indiana? True story.
 
So although he's again 550 miles away, at least it's in the opposite direction from the murder state, so there's that. 

But he moved to Boulder just before Covid hit and, since it's not safe, I've actually never seen his apartment. I set up and decorated his first apartment here, but despite talking him through the best way to set that furniture up in the new apartment, truth is you never know what he'll do. I've requested pics but have received very few. That's unfortunately, on me. I'm a neat freak. When I set up his first apartment, everything had a home. You know, clothes in the closet and dresser, food in the kitchen, that kind of thing.
 
He later added a desk to his bedroom and I asked him to send me a pic. He did. And although I might have been able to bite my tongue when it came to the unmade bed, that banana ripening on his bedroom dresser? You know I'm going to say something about that. {{sigh}}

So let's just say I don't get a whole lot of pics of his Boulder apartment. I should have packed a spy pen in the boxes that went with him when he moved.

He lives in a beautiful area, right at the base of the foothills. There's a park across the street and he often walks the trails there. Although Colorado doesn't seem to be quite the murder state Indiana is, breathing a sigh of relief was a bit premature. First there were stories about a plague outbreak (and I'm not talking about Covid this was the actual Bubonic Plague) and now it seems there's been a major increase in bobcat sightings in his area. 
 
Now I like wildlife just as much as the next person, from the everyday sightings, like squirrels (preferably of the non-plague carrying variety), chipmunks, and rabbits, to the less frequently seen deer and foxes. But as fascinating as it sounds, I've recommended he stay far away from the yearly September tarantula migration, and I am decidedly not alright with my son going from being my taste tester to being a bobcat's tasty morsel.



Apple Strawberry Cobbler, fall meets summer. Fresh fruit is baked with a crunchy strawberry cookie topping. | recipe developed by www.BakingInATornado.com | #recipe #dessert

Apple Strawberry Cobbler

 

And that ground-penetrating radar? I told you he lives right near a park. And truffles do grow in Colorado .  .  .  And my birthday is next month . . .

P.S. I finished this blog post at about 11:30 pm and wasn't really happy with how I used that last prompt. Since I had a few days before this post publishes, I decided that I'd leave it as is and see if in the next few days I could come up with something better. After all, ground-penetrating radar is a pretty tough thing to work into a story. I bet not many people could do it.

So I decided to let it go for now, picked up my Kindle and settled in to finish the book I was reading:


Seriously? Now that's just mean.

P.P.S. As well as being kinda perplexed by the whole ground penetrating radar thing, I was then stumped when it came time to title this post. Frustrated, I'd decided on "Penetrate THIS!" 

But then I reread that choice and realized it probably wouldn't exactly be taken the way I meant it.




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Apple Strawberry Cobbler
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Ingredients:
6 TBSP butter
1/2 cup brown sugar
1 egg, room temperature
1/2 tsp strawberry extract
1 TBSP strawberry jam
1 cup flour
3/4 tsp baking powder
OPT: drop of red food coloring
 
4 medium apples of your choice, peeled, cored and thin sliced
1/2# strawberries, hulled and sliced
1/2 cup sugar
2 TBSP cornstarch
1/4 tsp salt
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/8 tsp nutmeg
 
OPT: ice cream or whipped cream for serving

Directions:
*NOTE: if desired, you can make the topping up to a day ahead of time, wrap in plastic wrap and refrigerate, then assemble and bake the cobbler the following day.
*For the topping: cream the butter, brown sugar, egg, strawberry extract, strawberry jam and food coloring (if using). Mix in the flour and baking powder. Set aside (or wrap and refrigerate if using the next day).
*Grease an 8 X 8 baking dish. Preheat oven to 425 degrees.
*Mix together the apple slices, sliced strawberries, sugar, cornstarch, salt, cinnamon, and nutmeg. Pour into the prepared dish. Move the fruit around to be sure both fruits are spread throughout the filling.
*Dollop the topping over the fruit.
*Bake for about 25 minutes, until the topping is browned and the fruit is bubbly. Allow to cool for 15 minutes before serving.
 

Monday, September 6, 2021

Party Shoes: Poetry Monday

 

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Poetry Monday's once a week.
You may have guessed, it's each Monday.
I don't participate every time,
But today I've come out to play.

My friends assign each week a theme,
"Shoes" is what they chose.
Now it's up to all of us,
to put our thoughts into prose.
 
 
 
Party Shoes
 
Five old ladies best of friends
started each day together.
Met for coffee and a chat,
regardless of the weather.
 
Eat and drink and talk and laugh,
plan their days out too.
Sometimes though, they had to admit,
It was . . . well . . . hard to do. 

"Need help with a party, shop with me,"
said Mary, girlfriend one.
Told them what she needed, they,
were ready to have some fun.
 
What happened next was due to a
little issue they all deny.
Their hearing not what it once was,
though they'd tell you that's a lie. 

All thought that the party was,
one Mary would be hosting.
Among their friends her parties were,
worthy of Mary's boasting.
 
Ann thought venue was the plan,
which is why they'd visit zoos.
Judy thought "dinner party" since
Mary's shopping's for a cruise. 

 
 
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Honey Peanut Pork Medallions
 

Lily thought "murder mystery,"
Mary'd said they'd search for clues.
Chambord and vodka on Sue's mind,
as they'd be stocking up on booze.
 
They all set out in Mary's car,
each clear on where they'd go.
Yet at their favorite department store,
Mary's car was starting to slow.
 
"Wait, what are we doing here?"
Mary's friends all asked together.
"This is a department store,
Let's not deviate from our endeavor." 

Judy said "We're landlocked here
no boat to book your cruise."
"No jungle themed restaurant in the mall," 
Ann said, "and we're not near zoos."

Confused, Lilly then pointed out,
"Strange place for bloody clues."
No idea what her friends could mean,
Sue declared, "Macy's has no booze."


"What are you all talking about?" 
Mary asked. "Please help me choose.
I'm attending a gallery opening,
have a dress, let's find some shoes!"   
 
 
 
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Read more poetry, 
you're not through.
Some talented writers
are in this crew:
 
 

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Honey Peanut Pork Medallions         
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Printable Recipe

Ingredients:
1 1/2 - 1 3/4# pork tenderloin
1/4 cup pineapple juice
1/3 cup soy sauce
1/4 cup honey
1/4 cup peanut butter
1 tsp red pepper flakes
1 1/2 tsp minced fresh garlic
1/4 tsp salt
1/4 tsp pepper

OPT: serve with my Homemade Applesauce

Directions:
*Slice the tenderloin into about 1 inch rounds and place in a sealable plastic bag.
*Whisk together the pineapple juice, soy sauce, honey, peanut butter, red pepper flakes, minced garlic, salt and pepper. Pour into the plastic bag with the pork medallions. Seal the bag and manipulate the marinate to cover all of the pork. Refrigerate for 4 hours to overnight, turning the bag now and then.
*Preheat your grill to medium high. Remove the medallions from the marinade and place onto the grill. Immediately reduce heat to medium. Discard the remaining marinade.
*Cook for 3 minutes, turn 45 degrees and cook for another 3 minutes. Turn over, cook for about another 5 minutes. NOTE: Pork must be cooked to 145 degrees.
*Remove from the grill and allow to sit for 3 minutes. Serve with my homemade applesauce.

 

Friday, September 3, 2021

The Power of Thirteen: Secret Subject Swap

 

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Welcome to a Secret Subject Swap. This month 5 brave bloggers picked a secret subject for someone else and were assigned a secret subject to interpret in their own style. Today we are all simultaneously divulging our topics and submitting our posts. Read through mine and at the bottom you’ll find links to all of today’s other Secret Subject participants.


 

 

 

 

 

My subject is: This month I celebrate my 13th anniversary. Tell me about a 13th something you've celebrated.

It was submitted by: Sarah of What TF Sarah. 
 
I start each Secret Subject Swap challenge post with the same paragraph. As you can see above, I say "Welcome to a Secret Subject Swap. This month . . ." Today I feel like I need an intro do-over. It should start more like this:
 
Welcome to a Secret Subject Swap, the one where I'm stumped.
 
I've been running these challenges for years. Lots of years. In fact, this is my 121st Secret Subject Swap and never before have I not been able to answer a prompt seriously, twist it to meet my needs, or use it to write a piece of fiction. This one though, IDK.
 
I mean, there are some obvious responses, like having celebrated my boys' 13th birthdays. As superstitiously unlucky as 13 is, that birthday, the start of the teenage years, is a milestone, both for the newly minted teenager grasping onto ever increasing independence, and for the naive parent thinking that surviving infancy and toddler-hood was the tough part. I'm sure we had a birthday party and cake, probably a sleep over and some mayhem, but there isn't really any unique story for me to tell you here.

Same goes for our 13th anniversary. Although it not being on Passover that particular year, as it often is, would have been a bonus for our cake loving selves.
 
 
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Although I don't have any memorable and interesting 13th celebrations to share, there are some events that have happened on the 13th that are noteworthy. Not only because they seem to have conquered the bad luck reputation of the 13th, but even more so when the 13th's curse is doubled just by landing on a Friday, like it did last month. I'll get back to that.

Starting with, I'd be remiss not to mention that Hubs' birthday is on the 13th. We've celebrated that more than 13 times, the 13th one being no more or less memorable than any other.

And my Baking In A Tornado FB page was created on the 13th of August, two months after I started this blog, and it's been the opposite of bad luck, it's been a joy. The dynamics of that page changes, but there is a core group of readers who stay in touch with me there, share both the page and the blog promotions. Every one of them are now exclusively non-bloggers, which means that they don't do it for any kind of reciprocation. They like to interact with me, support me by reading my page posts and blog posts, looking for nothing in return except for about 10 minutes of enjoyable (I hope) reading a week and a yummy recipe to try. I know they're reading this post now, thank you.


Root Beer Float Cookies, a sweet treat in cookie form. These quick and easy cookies have root beer flavor with a hint of vanilla. | recipe developed by www.BakingInATornado.com | #recipe #cookies
 Root Beer Float Cookies


Back to my mention of last month's Friday the 13th. It was a bittersweet day, but a meaningful one. It was the proclaimed trump reinstatement day. Well, according to the delusional Q crew, anyway.
 
The day was bittersweet for a few reasons. First, because leading up to that day we've seen the delusional Q crew grow and thrive. With that growth has come an emboldened attitude, stance, and aggression, building to what feels like a march to a civil war. Or a second, bloodier, coup attempt not only in the Capitol, but in all of our communities. People wearing masks are targeted. Physically. And threatened. All while our voting rights, districts, and oversight are being manipulated. Systematically. State by state. Putinesque.
 
Part of why they've been successful, and therefor emboldened is that so far we've allowed all these assaults on our way of life to continue unchecked. 

When the twice impeached traitor told public servants to ignore subpoenas, there were no repercussions. When members of congress illegally stormed the secure SCIF, there were no ramifications. When they lied under oath, nothing. Verbally abused testifying Capitol police, refused to wear a mask when hiding from the insurgents, screamed verbal assaults at other members of congress, nothing. Hatch Act violations, Emoluments Clause violations, detouring troups to trump properties . . . Nothing, nothing, nothing. Of course it's getting worse.

I wrote a blog post back in 2012. A tongue in cheek piece of humor about having a cold. Someone who deliberately named him/herself "Liberals Deserve to Die" found that post last month and tried to leave some sick, ignorant comments on it. I was going to post them here, but I see no point in deleting them from comment moderation only to publish them on this blog after all, so I'm providing a link to them in a post I made on my personal FB page, you can go HERE to read it if you want.
 
If you did read them, you understand that I'm not exaggerating the level of vitriol and danger to those of us with a heart and a brain.
 
But that day last month, Friday, August 13th came and, of course, there was no coronation or magical reinstatement. There were plenty of really funny memes and tweets about it, but it was hard to laugh. Because despite this day having passed, the delusion remains, the march to autocracy continues to gain strength, and the danger that has trickled down to our communities continues to exacerbate.

Sorry Sarah, not something to celebrate like your 13th anniversary, but a day that symbolizes the strengthening, viable assault on our freedom at this moment in time. Yes, we sidestepped the "reinstatement," but it was never about that anyway, it was about further coalescing the Q crew. It has become a day in our history that's rife with dire warnings and flaming red flags that we cannot (continue to) dismiss. And a day that shines a spotlight on our conundrum: do we continue to meet lies, delusion, aggression, and treason without a united, proactive, strategic resistance?  

Or will this particular 13th become the turning point that the future of a once civilized society needs it to be?

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Wandering Web Designer

Climaxed

What TF Sarah  

Part-time Working Hockey Mom 






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 Root Beer Float Cookies   
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Printable Recipe

Ingredients (makes about 3 1/2 dz):
1 stick butter, softened
1 stick margarine, softened
3/4 cup brown sugar
2 TBSP root beer
2 eggs
2 1/4 cups flour
3 oz box root beer instant pudding mix
1 1/2 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
4 squares (2 oz each) vanilla bark
 
Directions:
*Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Cover baking sheets with parchment paper. Coarsely chop the vanilla bark.
*Cream the butter, margarine, brown sugar, and root beer. Once incorporated, beat in the eggs.
*Carefully at first, beat in the flour, pudding mix, baking soda, and salt. Last, mix in the vanilla bark.
*Drop onto the baking sheets by scant tablespoons. Bake for 10 - 12 minutes. Allow to set on the baking sheets for 2 minutes before removing.