Friday, March 12, 2021

A Thousand Times: Use Your Words

 


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 Today’s post is a monthly writing challenge. If you’re new here, this is how it works: participating bloggers picked 4 – 6 words or short phrases for someone else to craft into a post. All words must be used at least once. All of the posts will be unique as each writer has received their own set of words. That’s the challenge, here’s a fun twist; no one who’s  participating knows who got their words and in what direction the recipient will take them. Until now.
 
At the end of this post you’ll find links to the other blogs featuring this challenge. Check them all out, see what words they got and how they used them.
 
I'm using: tiles ~ draw ~ Empire State Building ~ apron ~ tube ~ vapor
They were submitted by Tamara of Part-time Working Hockey Mom. 


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Not only am I challenged by my assigned words today, but I feel like I should also work in here somewhere the fact that this is my 1000th blog post. Hmmm, wonder how I'm going to do that . . . 
 
Perhaps I'll tell you that if you printed out all of my blog posts and stacked the paper in one tall pile, it would be as high as the Empire State Building. Except I've seen it (the Empire State Building, not the pile of blog posts) and, despite the amount of writing I've been doing, know it probably (OK, most definitely) wouldn't be true.
 
Maybe I'll come up with something if I put on my apron and head to the kitchen to make dinner. Everyone knows chicken soup vapors are magical (especially those from my mom's chicken soup), not only do I know they cure your ills and feed your soul, but they clear your mind. Magical.


Green Chili Chicken Soup with Taco Rice, a hot hearty meal with a little kick | Recipe developed by www.BakingInATornado.com | #recipe #soup

Green Chili Chicken Soup with Taco Rice
Green Chili Chicken Soup with Taco Rice, a hot hearty meal with a little kick | Recipe developed by www.BakingInATornado.com | #recipe #soup

And somehow the majority of my writing ideas do seem to come to me when I'm either up to my elbows in raw chicken, or when I'm staring at the tiles, soaking wet in the shower. Anyway, I'll fit it in somehow. 
 
Unless I already have . . . 
 
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As I sit here looking at my last two words and vowing to neither draw nor share a picture of myself in a tube top (although I'm sure I've got some somewhere), I realize that despite having used my words, I've written about, well, nothing.
 
So I'm going to end with something. A great big 1000th post thank you. 
 
I want to say to all of the online and irl friends, both bloggers and those who don't blog, all who come here twice a week to try out my recipes, to be challenged, to be amused (or all of the above), I want you to know that the very first blog post, Can I Blog?, that was for me. The rest, 999 of them, were because of you. I often say that this blog has sustained me in times of frustration, anger, fear, uncertainty, and lately boredom, and that's true. I write for a lot of reasons, but the most sustaining one is because you read. So thank you. 1000 times, thank you.
 
Have a bowl of magical soup. It's on me.

Here are links to all the other Use Your Words posts:


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Green Chili Chicken Soup with Taco Rice         
                                                       ©www.BakingInATornado.com

Printable Recipe

Ingredients: 
3 TBSP olive oil
1 1/4# boneless, skinless chicken breast, chopped
1/4 cup chopped onion
1/2 tsp minced garlic
1 TBSP taco seasoning
2 cans (14.5 oz each) chicken broth
2 cans (4 oz each) medium or hot (your choice) diced green chilis, undrained
1 tsp cumin
1/2 tsp salt
1/4 tsp cayenne pepper
1 TBSP fresh cilantro, chopped
2 cans cannellini beans, undrained 

1 TBSP butter
1/4 cup angel hair pasta
1 1/4 cups water
1/4 cup jarred salsa (medium or hot, your choice)
1 1/2 cups instant white rice
 
Directions:
*Heat the olive oil in a large pot over medium heat. Add the onions, garlic, and chicken. Stir, then sprinkle with the taco seasoning. Cook and stir until the chicken is completely cooked.
*Add the chicken broth, green chilis, cumin, salt, cayenne pepper and cilantro. Heat to boiling, then lower heat, cover, and simmer for 1/2 hour.
*While the soup is simmering, in a separate pot, heat the butter over medium heat. When it melts, break up the pasta into the pan and cook, stirring, until the pasta starts to brown. Add the water and salsa to the pot and bring to a boil. Add the rice, cover, and remove from heat.
*Uncover the soup, add the beans and allow to simmer for 10 more minutes.
*To serve, place about 1/4 cup of the rice in each bowl, then fill the rest of the bowl with the soup. 

Monday, March 8, 2021

Nasty Me: Poetry Monday

  

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Poetry Monday's every week,
but once a month I play.
Readership I'm sure'd be bleak, 
if I did it any other way.

 
Be Nasty Day the theme they chose.
Here's what I hope is true.
They'd had me in mind, I suppose,
when theme choice was thought through. 
 
 
Here's why:
 
 

Nasty Me
 
There once was a man,
thought he was king.
Calling women "nasty,"
well . . . that was his thing.
 
Danish Prime Minister,
wouldn't sell him Greenland,
"nasty" she was,
for making her stand.
 
When the Dutchess of Sussex,
said that she would not meet, 
he also called her "nasty,"
no attempt to be discreet.

What word for Nancy Pelosi,
who dared to impeach?
Every semblance of decorum,
ignored, violated, breached.
 
Reporters as well,
called them "enemies" all,
women only, called "nasty"
his favorite catchall.

All the king's horses,
. . . at least all his men,
mirrored this behavior,
again and again.

A leader in senate,
told her she could not speak.
Elizabeth Warren persisted, 
sister's just not that weak.
 
If using your voice,
means that nasty you be,
then proudly, every day,
I'll say nasty is me! 

Sharing a recipe, as usual, today that decidedly is NOT nasty:
 
Italian Roasted Gnocchi start with packaged gnocchi, mixed with seasonings and pan roasted with thinly sliced onions, a flavorful side dish for any meal. | Recipe developed by www.BakingInATornado.com | #recipe #dinner
Italian Roasted Gnocchi
Italian Roasted Gnocchi start with packaged gnocchi, mixed with seasonings and pan roasted with thinly sliced onions, a flavorful side dish for any meal. | Recipe developed by www.BakingInATornado.com | #recipe #dinner


Wait!
Read more poetry, 
you're not through.
Some talented writers
are in this crew:
 

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Italian Roasted Gnocchi        

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Printable Recipe

Ingredients: 
3 TBSP Italian salad dressing
1/2 tsp minced garlic
1/8 tsp cayenne powder
1# package potato gnocchi
1/2 onion, thinly sliced
1/2 tsp paprika
1 TBSP dried parsley
2 TBSP grated parmesan
 
Directions:
*Grease a baking sheet. Preheat oven to 425 degrees.
*In a large bowl, whisk together the salad dressing, minced garlic, and cayenne powder. Mix in the onions, then gently mix in the gnocchi until coated, separating them if needed.
*Spread out the gnocchi and onions out the baking sheet evenly. Roast for 10 minutes.
*Remove the pan from the oven but leave the oven on. Using a spatula, mix, turning the gnocchi over on the pan. Sprinkle with the paprika and return to the oven and roast for another 15 minutes.
*Remove the gnocchi and onion to a serving dish. Sprinkle with the dried parsley and grated parmesan.

 

Friday, March 5, 2021

Baby Daddy, Politics, and a Do Over: Secret Subject Swap

  

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Welcome a Secret Subject Swap. This month 5 brave bloggers picked a secret subject for someone else and were assigned a secret subject to interpret in their own style. Today we are all simultaneously   divulging our topics and submitting our posts. Read through mine and at the bottom you’ll find links to all of today’s other Secret Subject participants.



 

 

My subject is: You're going on a talk show because someone you know has something to reveal to/tell you (about yourself or someone else) or ask of you. What would you guess it would be for?

It was submitted by: Jenniy of Climaxed. 
 
This prompt took me all the way back in time to the second ever Secret Subject Swap. My prompt was "You get invited to the Ellen DeGeneres Show to talk about . . ."  At the time I wrote a post about appearing on the show, at the suggestion of the police, to beg for the return of my kidnapped boys. I never say, in the end of the post, whether or not they were ever returned, but I can tell you now that they were eventually, in fact, returned to me by their kidnapper, Adolescence. It took years, though.
 
This time Jenniy tells me that my appearance is for a very different reason. Someone I know has something to tell me or to ask of me. My mind immediately goes to the most common reason to be asked to attend the show as a guest for a reveal. But I'm not afraid, I'm pretty damn confident that, DNA or no, I'm not going to be named as anyone's baby daddy.
 
OK, maybe I'm a little afraid. Because like the baby daddy thing, most people who are ambushed on these types of shows, end up humiliated in some way or another. Publicly, of course. For sport. So I think if I were asked to be a guest on a talk show known for sensationalism, I'd probably just take a pass. Yes, I'd be curious but I'll have an easier time living with curiosity than humiliation.
 
Maybe I'm being asked to food-based talk show to share a recipe I've developed or interpreted. Or possibly even to be offered a show of my own. 



Crispy Bundt Pan Roasted Chicken, cooking vertically roasts the chicken in a healthier way, and allows all the skin to cook to a crisp golden brown. | Recipe developed by www.BakingInATornado.com | #dinner #chicken


Crispy Bundt Pan Roasted Chicken
Crispy Bundt Pan Roasted Chicken, cooking vertically roasts the chicken in a healthier way, and allows all the skin to cook to a crisp golden brown. | Recipe developed by www.BakingInATornado.com | #dinner #chicken
 
But, unfortunately, that information wouldn't come from someone I know. Damn. I like that one.
 
I'm going to have to admit that I'm not up to date on talk shows as I don't watch them, close to none of them. Needing a little help, I consulted my go-to information guru, Google. So . . .

The View: No. My brain would probably explode listening to Meghan McCain before anyone got a chance to ask or tell me anything.

Nude Interviews (Yes, it's a thing. Would Google lie?): No. Just no.

Dr. Phil: No. Doctor, heal thyself.
 
Ellen DeGeneres: No. Been there, done that.
 
So much for Google.
 
For my big reveal, I've decided to go with a show my son loves, shares with me all the time, and (so important in this difficult time in history) makes me laugh. In a "politics has become so absurd it's as funny as it is sad" kind of way. John Oliver. I'm going on the John Oliver show. Final answer.
 
Clearly I'll be on with my family, but what for? To discuss the legitimacy of science, or legalizing marijuana, or any one of thousands of issues on which I have an impassioned position? As much as I might like to be able to have my say, there's no reveal or ask there. I know they're not going to reveal that College Boy set my car on fire 'cause, been there, done that. Or that PurDude broke his leg. Same answer. And John Oliver's show isn't the place for that.

I'm afraid the only conclusion I can come to is that one of my family members is going to reveal that they're running for public office. 
 
Wait! Stop! I need a do over. This whole post, right from the beginning, I need a do over.

Turns out I'd rather be somebody's baby daddy after all.


Here are links to all the sites now featuring Secret Subject Swap posts. Sit back, grab a cup, and check them all out. See you there:

Wandering Web Designer 

Part-time Working Hockey Mom 

Climaxed 

The Crazy Mama Llama




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Crispy Bundt Pan Roasted Chicken        
                                                       ©www.BakingInATornado.com
 
Printable Recipe

Ingredients:
1 roasting chicken, 5# to 7#
1/3 cup canola oil
2 tsp salt
1/4 tsp pepper
1/2 tsp onion powder
1/2 tsp garlic powder
1/2 tsp crushed dried rosemary
1/4 tsp dried basil
1/4 tsp cayenne
1 tsp paprika

Directions:
*One hour before cooking, remove chicken from the fridge. Note the exact size of your chicken in order to calculate cooking time.
*Twenty minutes before cooking, preheat oven to 450 degrees. While the oven is heating, rinse the chicken inside and out, removing any packets. Pat dry. Cover the hole in the stem of a bundt pan tightly with 3 layers of heavy foil.
*Mix together the salt, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, rosemary, basil, cayenne and paprika. Sprinkle about 1 tsp of the seasoning into the cavity of the chicken.
*Pour the canola oil into a small bowl. Mix in the remaining seasoning.
*With your hands, create a space between the skin and the breast meat on each side of the breast bone, being careful not to tear the skin. Pour a little of the oil/seasoning mix into each side and rub into the meat with your hand. Rub the remaining mixture onto the chicken skin, front and back.
*Place the cavity of the chicken onto the post of the bundt pan so it's standing straight up. Hold the pan up and make sure there is no tear in the tin foil and that it's completely covering the hole in the post.
*Place chicken in the oven and immediately lower temperature to 350 degrees. Bake for 25 minutes per pound. Before turning the oven off, check to be sure that the chicken is cooked. It's done when the juices run clear.
*Once the chicken is completely cooked, tent with foil and allow to rest for 10 minutes before carving.