I was having a conversation with Older Son the other day while I was baking. I know, dumb idea, but I was preoccupied, I hadn’t thought it through.
Anyway, I was talking to him about the SAT/ACT prep class he has been taking over the summer. He needs to keep studying for those tests as he’ll be taking them again soon. He didn’t want me to harp on it and told me that he’s been going onto the ACT website daily and answering their “question of the day.” Well, honestly, I had a little more of a rigorous prep schedule in mind. But Older Son’s all about motivation so I asked him what he thinks he’d like to do after next year (no, this is NOT the first time I asked but I keep trying, hoping for a better answer). I should have known better.
I’ve probably mentioned this before, my kids are opposites. When they were little I used to say that if my older son’s foot fell off you wouldn’t know until you tripped over it. But if you brush up against the younger one you’re gonna have to take him to the nearest hospital. My older son cut his face open (see Quiche and Monkey Bribe . . . I Mean Bread) and didn’t even cry. Well, Younger Son once came home from school because he slept wrong and had a crick in his neck. Literally, the Nurse’s office called before I had been able to drive the half mile home from dropping him off.
Older Son has a very abstract view of the world. It’s creative and interesting and unusual. Younger Son is totally concrete and literal. He’s extremely intelligent but he’s hampered by the literal aspect of his processing. I’ve had to teach him to read cues, facial expressions, even how to interpret my sarcastic sense of humor.
I’ve always said that if I could just put my kids in a blender (well, their traits anyway), what I’d end up with would be a very even balance. Not too much of this, not too much of that.
(Mint Chocolate Chip Shake and) Sugar Cookies
“What will you
do then, Mom?”
Not many Moms have had to think about this, and poor
you because at least I’m prepared.
What will I do? “Easy, I’d go find
your brother.”
Because here’s the thing. I’ve got one kid whose
aspiration is to create the Zombie Plague, and another kid who’s one of
the few people I know smart enough to cure it. Balance.
Ingredients:
½ cup oil
1 stick butter
1 cup sugar
1 egg
2 ½ cups flour
½ tsp baking soda
2 TBSP milk
colored sugars
Directions:
*Preheat oven to 400 degrees.
*Cream oil, butter and sugar. Add egg, then remaining ingredients (except the colored sugar)
to form a ball.
*Form into 1 inch balls and roll in colored sugars.
*Put onto ungreased cookie sheets, about 24 to a sheet.
*Press down gently with a fork.
*Bake for 12 minutes. Cool one minute before removing from cookie sheet.
My Mom’s Sugar Cookies
©www.BakingInATornado.com
½ cup oil
1 stick butter
1 cup sugar
1 egg
2 ½ cups flour
½ tsp baking soda
2 TBSP milk
colored sugars
Directions:
*Preheat oven to 400 degrees.
*Cream oil, butter and sugar. Add egg, then remaining ingredients (except the colored sugar)
to form a ball.
*Form into 1 inch balls and roll in colored sugars.
*Put onto ungreased cookie sheets, about 24 to a sheet.
*Press down gently with a fork.
*Bake for 12 minutes. Cool one minute before removing from cookie sheet.
These cookies look delicious! Thank you for posting them onto our Blog Hop Recipe Swap! I'm happy to be a new GFC follower :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for hosting it, Ellen. I'm so glad I found it!
DeleteOh, great. Is he trying out his recipe here? Stay away from our bugs, please!
ReplyDeleteSorry, he may have already gotten to your bugs, I can't be held responsible.
DeleteROFLOL!! At least he has a plan!!! My oldest's only plan right now is to work at a car wash.... He's 19.... HELP!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGreat plan. I'm a proud, proud Mom!
DeleteI love a man with a plan! No wonder you are so proud! And to think, one day, I'll be able to say "You know that plague turning everyone into zombies? I know the creator's Mom! Can nnn y ooo u beliiiiiiiiiiiii ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
ReplyDelete(Did it come across that I was succumbing to the plague myself while boasting of knowing you? perhaps not. And perhaps you now see why I don't write a Humor blog! :)
OK, I guess I'll have to give him that, he does have a plan. Although I wouldn't mind if he decided to go a different route.
DeleteHahaha! Too funny. One to create it, and one to cure it. Perfect. Balance. I love having 2 boys, who are complete opposites.
ReplyDeleteMe too, I'm barely surviving one of each!
DeleteLove it!
ReplyDeleteJust so you know, in case of emergency, I got you covered.
DeleteOMG, that's hilarious!!! We all need balance, right??!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for linking up today.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Same to you, Dani. Thanks for your hospitality.
Deletethey sound like my sons too! Little a couldn't care less about scrapes and cuts while Big A will show me every little nick that happened on his skin!!
ReplyDeleteIt's so funny how different they can be considering they're being raised in the same home. But I love the differences, it's what makes them individuals.
DeleteI can't believe I had missed this!...now I'll never be ready for the apocalypse!
ReplyDeleteYes, I've got it covered!
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