Poetry Monday's once a week.
You may have guessed, it's each Monday.
I don't participate every time,
But today I've come out to play.My friends assign each week a theme,
"Shoes" is what they chose.
Now it's up to all of us,
to put our thoughts into prose.Party Shoes
Five old ladies best of friends
started each day together.
Met for coffee and a chat,
regardless of the weather.
Eat and drink and talk and laugh,
plan their days out too.
Sometimes though, they had to admit,
It was . . . well . . . hard to do.
"Need help with a party, shop with me,"
said Mary, girlfriend one.
Told them what she needed, they,
were ready to have some fun.
What happened next was due to a
little issue they all deny.
Their hearing not what it once was,
though they'd tell you that's a lie.
All thought that the party was,
one Mary would be hosting.
Among their friends her parties were,
worthy of Mary's boasting.
Ann thought venue was the plan,
which is why they'd visit zoos.
Judy thought "dinner party" since
Mary's shopping's for a cruise.
Honey Peanut Pork Medallions
Lily thought "murder mystery,"
Mary'd said they'd search for clues.
Chambord and vodka on Sue's mind,
as they'd be stocking up on booze.
They all set out in Mary's car,
each clear on where they'd go.
Yet at their favorite department store,
Mary's car was starting to slow.
"Wait, what are we doing here?"
Mary's friends all asked together.
"This is a department store,
Let's not deviate from our endeavor."
Judy said "We're landlocked here
no boat to book your cruise."
"No jungle themed restaurant in the mall,"
Ann said, "and we're not near zoos."
Confused, Lilly then pointed out,
"Strange place for bloody clues."
No idea what her friends could mean,
Sue declared, "Macy's has no booze."
"What are you all talking about?"
Mary asked. "Please help me choose.
I'm attending a gallery opening,
have a dress, let's find some shoes!"
Read more poetry,
you're not through.
Some talented writers
are in this crew:
Honey Peanut Pork Medallions
©www.BakingInATornado.com
1/4 cup pineapple juice
1/3 cup soy sauce
1/4 cup honey
1/4 cup peanut butter
1 tsp red pepper flakes
1 1/2 tsp minced fresh garlic
1/4 tsp salt
1/4 tsp pepper
OPT: serve with my Homemade Applesauce
Directions:
*Slice the tenderloin into about 1 inch rounds and place in a sealable plastic bag.
*Slice the tenderloin into about 1 inch rounds and place in a sealable plastic bag.
*Whisk
together the pineapple juice, soy sauce, honey, peanut butter, red
pepper flakes, minced garlic, salt and pepper. Pour into the plastic bag
with the pork medallions. Seal the bag and manipulate the marinate to
cover all of the pork. Refrigerate for 4 hours to overnight, turning the
bag now and then.
*Preheat
your grill to medium high. Remove the medallions from the marinade and
place onto the grill. Immediately reduce heat to medium. Discard the
remaining marinade.
*Cook
for 3 minutes, turn 45 degrees and cook for another 3 minutes. Turn
over, cook for about another 5 minutes. NOTE: Pork must be cooked to 145
degrees.
*Remove from the grill and allow to sit for 3 minutes. Serve with my homemade applesauce.
I love that all of the women had a different take on what they were shopping for!
ReplyDeleteLOL, I guess that's what happens when you're all having an issue with hearing.
DeleteI have no party shoes but that's ok I don't wear shoes but I do like a party..................
ReplyDeleteThe best parties are the ones in the summer by a pool, lake, or ocean when you don't have to wear any shoes.
DeleteThis is so good! So funny! I can well identify with the hearing problems and it's still funny! Although I have a feeling it's gonna be a long time until I shop for party shoes again! Alana ramblinwitham.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteI'm not planning on shopping for party shoes any time in the near (and possibly far) future either.
DeleteHeeheehee! Cleverly done, thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteThanks Mimi, so glad you enjoyed it.
DeleteFunny! And totally plausible. I liked it, and smiled much.
ReplyDeleteI'm happy to have made you smile.
DeleteHahahahahaha! Perfect!
ReplyDeleteDon't know about perfection, but it sure was fun!
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