Friday, February 26, 2016

Funny Friday: Shopping Lessons

Today’s post is February’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture. Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.
 
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Here’s today’s picture. It was submitted by The Bergham Chronicles

Funny Friday, a humorous monthly challenge. One picture, five captions. Picture by Jules of The Bergham Chronicles | Brought to you by www.BakingInATornado.com | #humor #funny




1. Shopper to her mom: Now you're sure this package says donuts, right?

2. Shopper to her mom: I'm going to need to speak to the manager. Something needs to be done, this market is not set up for the vertically challenged.

3. Shopper to her mom: For the last time, mom, we cannot visit the wine aisle, can't you see I'm busy here?

4. Shopper to her mom: Now watch what I'm doing very carefully, next week I'm going to let you try this yourself.

5. Shopper to her mom: Since I'm doing all the work here, I think it's only fair if you pay . .  .

And now for something yummy:
 
 

Crockpot Creamy Chicken, an easy hearty comfort food. Mix the sauce, add the chicken, cook in just 4 hours in the crockpot. Serve over wide noodles for a full dinner. | Recipe developed by www.BakingInATornado.com | #recipe #crockpot #dinner

Crockpot Creamy Chicken
 
 



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Crockpot Creamy Chicken
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Printable Recipe
 
Ingredients:
3 large boneless skinless chicken breasts
garlic powder, salt, pepper
3/4 cup frozen chopped onion
2 green onions, chopped
1 TBSP chopped chives
1 can condensed GOLDEN mushroom soup
1 tsp chicken bouillon granules
1/2 cup white wine
3/4 cup cream cheese
1/4 cup sour cream
1/4 cup bacon bits
1 1/2 cups par cooked broccoli florettes
6 ounces mushrooms, cleaned and sliced
16 oz wide noodles

Directions:
*In a greased crockpot, mix together the chopped onion, green onions, chives, golden mushroom soup, chicken bouillon, white wine, water, cream cheese and sour cream. Turn crockpot on to high, heat and mix until smooth. Turn the crockpot down to low.
*Cut the chicken breasts into 3 to 4 pieces each. Sprinkle with salt, pepper and garlic powder. Place into the sauce in the crockpot.
*Cook for 2 hours, stirring now and then. Turn the chicken over and cook another hour.
*Add the bacon bits, broccoli and mushrooms. Cook one more hour.
*In the last half hour, cook the wide noodles according to package directions for al dente. Serve the creamy chicken over the noodles.

22 comments:

  1. Oh my that chicken recipe looks amazing. Bookmarking for later. Thanks for the chuckles today and the yummy recipe!

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    1. So glad you laughed AND found something yummy!

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  2. Now I need to try this chicken recipe! Looks and sounds delish. I'm sure Hoover would love it but not sure about my honey. He doesn't do onions.
    Now...being vertically challenged and then visiting the wine aisle would make you horizontally challenged. LOL

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  3. I think that;s fair the mommy pays, only after she loads it up with some candy.

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  4. #1 and #3 YESSSS! So glad to see another crockpot recipe---I have pinned this one and last week's to my crockpot board. Yum!

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    1. Are you running for Crockpot Queen? I'll vote for you!

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  5. I saw the food picture and thought "Oooh! Nachos!" but chicken sounds good too. ;)

    No market is equipped for the vertically challenged so I always bring a tall person!

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    1. Yeah, my tall person keeps adding too much crap to my cart. I think I need a new tall person.

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  6. I am short and fat and find reaching things in the shops a bit hard and have no problem just asking someone if they can reach something for me.

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    1. Yes, I often have to ask people to reach things for me too.

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  7. #3 and #5 are my faves. They should make an asile just for momma's...a combo of wine and coffee! One stop shopping lol. Great job this week Karen! :)

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    1. Yes, she's got quite an attitude that little shopper-in-the-making!

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  8. I can relate. I am vertically challenged, too. That's where online ordering -> pick-up comes in ;-))
    She is an awfully cute shopper, though!

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  9. That looks yummy! I am going to try this one for sure! I love the one about getting out of the wine aisle! Hilarious!

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    1. I may have a little experience hovering around that wine aisle myself.

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  10. She appears to be a very serious shopper! I love chicken and noodles anything and this recipe with bacon and sour cream and cream cheese, very appealing!!

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    1. Hope you try it. It's a great comfort food meal.

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  11. I'm finally catching up on all my reading! This recipe looks delicious and I do love my crockpot! Love what you did with the photo <3

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    1. Hope you try the recipe. If you do, let me know.

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