Friday, September 27, 2019

No Smoking Section: Funny Friday

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture. Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

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Here's today's picture. It was submitted by Dawn of Spatulas on Parade.

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1. Husband to wife: I know you've been spoiling the squirrels, but cigars and pizza? That's just going too far.

2. Wife (looking in the fridge) to husband: Did you finish that last piece of pizza?
Husband (swallowing quickly): No.
Wife (walking out onto the deck and yelling to husband): Here's a helpful hint, next time you "don't eat" that last piece of pizza, "don't eat" the crust too.

3.Wife (exasperated): You left your pizza crust out on the porch. You don't expect me to clean up after you, do you?
Husband: No, I was being kind, I left it for the squirrels. 
Wife: If you were being kind, you would have left some of your beer for them to wash it down with.

4. Wife: Why is there a stick on the table? 
Hubs: It's a separation.
Wife: Separation?
Hubs: Yes, the side of the table with the food?
Wife: Yes?
Hubs: It's the no smoking section. 
Wife (walking away shaking her head and rolling her eyes): You know I could have you committed, right?

5. Wife comes home, walks past the deck and into the house: I caught you smoking again!
Hubs: No you didn't.
Wife: You left the rest of your pizza on the deck and you left your lighter there too.
Hubs: I left it there for the squirrels.
Wife: The pizza crust, fine, but we were talking about the lighter.

Hubs (struggling to think of an excuse): That's for the squirrels too, in case they want to heat up the pizza.

 And now for something yummy. Pizza, of course: 

Skillet Buffalo Chicken Naan Pizza is a quick and easy one pan lunch or dinner that marries buffalo chicken, pizza and more. | Recipe developed by | #recipe #cook
Skillet Buffalo Chicken Naan Pizza
Skillet Buffalo Chicken Naan Pizza is a quick and easy one pan lunch or dinner that marries buffalo chicken, pizza and more. | Recipe developed by | #recipe #cook

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Skillet Buffalo Chicken Naan Pizza

3/4 cup cooked chicken, chopped
3 TBSP hot sauce (I use Frank's)
1 TBSP Ranch salad dressing
1 naan flatbread
1 TBSP butter
4 slices pepper jack cheese
1/2 cup spinach leaves

*Preheat oven to 200 degrees. Mix together the chicken, hot sauce and Ranch salad dressing. Wrap in tin foil and put into the oven for 5 to 10 minutes to heat.
*In a large skillet over medium heat, melt the butter. Place the naan in the skillet, top side down and cook for 3 minutes, pressing down gently now and then. Turn the heat down to medium low and flip the naan over.
*Immediately top the bread with the cheese slices and sprinkle with the spinach. Remove the warmed chicken from the oven and add on top of the spinach. 
*Cover the skillet and lower the heat to low. Cook until the spinach starts to wilt and the cheese has melted, about 5 minutes. Remove from the skillet, slice and serve.


  1. So you HAVE been to my house!! OMG I was cracking up, any and all of these could have been conversations at our house.

  2. Love your captions! Smoking section! Ha!
    The evidence tells all...
    I wish I had a picture of my son's sneakiness back in the day. He'd get into the ice cream. Then leave his rinsed bowl and spoon IN the freezer. Next to the empty ice cream carton. Can anyone say 'tell-tale'?

    1. That's hysterical. I actually liked when they were young and did stuff like that, it's way harder when they get older and more devious.

  3. Loved these, Karen! It's so fun to see how differently we all see the photos. #5 is my favorite, because now I need to see a squirrel sized pizza oven! <3

  4. I wouldn't have had any idea what to do with that photo (I didn't even know what that greenish branch thing was) but I do know chicken as a pizza topping because it's popular where I live. It's nice of you to leave a lighter for squirrels to use if they feel the need for a smoke. I keep flowering plants in planters in case the squirrels feel the need to dig in something, apparently. At least they think that's what my planters are for. Alana

    1. I've had that problem with squirrels too. And obviously they're not too bright because I've caught them pawing a hole in my gas grill cover trying to hide their food. SMH.

  5. Well this made me laugh and want stuff crust pizza, just so you know

  6. You have an excellent imagination, a family like mine, or both!

  7. MAN, that pizza looks good! I'm a sucker for anything with hot sauce on it.

  8. Yes, because Squirrels do know how to heat up a pizza, lol. I'm petrified of squirrels , doesn't help that everyone in my building feeds them and their getting bigger than some raccoons I've seen.

    1. Really? I've never heard of anyone being afraid of squirrels. Sounds like you're living in the wrong place for that fear.


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