Monday, April 10, 2023

It's Golf: Poetry Monday

 

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 Poetry Monday's once a week.
I bet you know which day.
I don't participate every time,
But today I've come out to play.

My friends assign each week a theme,
Golf is what they chose.
Now it's up to all of us,
to put our thoughts into prose.
 
 







It's Golf


Teenagers are tough, you know,
often try to test the rules,
But here's the thing, their parents?
Well honey, they're no fools.

He'd stayed up many hours late, 
and even worse, it's true,
watching a violent movie,
and on a school night too.

Mom believed in consequences,
he'd waited all day to hear,
what's his punishment to be?
The loss of something dear?

Would she take away his TV?
Or that, and ground him too?
Possibilities were endless and
all day, apprehension grew.

She'd made a delicious dinner and,
he was on his best behavior.
Every reason he could think,
to show mercy's what he gave her.



 
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Jamaican Ranch Chicken
 


Planning to go to the movies, 
with his whole big group of friends,
But no, that's when Mom stopped him,
it was time to make amends.

"TV was your transgression,
It'll be your punishment too.
No going out with friends tonight,
here's what you will do,

you'll watch TV all evening, 
I'm the one who'll choose the show.
No snacks, no friends, and honey,
changing the channel? That's a no go."

Watching TV is his punishment?
Shock showed all over his face.
Could it be, is it possible?
His mom was showing him grace?



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Smiling, he sat down to watch,
whatever "G" show she'd allow.
But mortified when he saw golf, 
begged: "Could you just shoot me now?" 


 
 
 
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Jamaican Ranch Chicken         
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Printable Recipe

Ingredients:
2 boneless skinless chicken breasts
1/4 cup Raspberry Vinaigrette dressing
1/2 cup Ranch dressing

Directions:
*Cut each chicken breast into 3 - 4 pieces of similar thickness. Place into a resealable bag.
*Mix together the Raspberry Vinaigrette dressing, Ranch dressing, and Jamaican Jerk Seasoning Blend. Pour into the bag with the chicken, manipulate to be sure all of the chicken is coated and refrigerate for at least 4 hours up to overnight.
*Preheat your grill to about 350 degrees. Place the chicken pieces on the grill and discard the remaining marinade. Grill approximately 10 minutes, flip over and grill about another 10 minutes. Chicken must be completely cooked.

 

Friday, April 7, 2023

An Accidental Sitcom: Secret Subject Swap

 

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Welcome to a Secret Subject Swap. This month 2 brave bloggers picked a secret subject for someone else and were assigned a secret subject to interpret in their own style. Today we are all simultaneously divulging our topics and submitting our posts. Read through mine and at the bottom you’ll find links to all of today’s other Secret Subject participants.

My subject is: Do you think the dynamic of most sitcom families has had an affect on how we view families and gender roles? How so, or why not?

It was submitted by: Jenniy of Climaxed.






I'm finding this a little difficult to address, mainly because I really don't watch mainstream sitcoms. There just aren't any on right now that appeal to me. I watched quite a few of them growing up, enjoyed many, even found some of them humorous which, I thought, was supposed to be the point. Now, I'll watch Young Sheldon every now and then but, really, that's pretty much it. 

The current crop of sitcom offerings are neither relatable situations nor comedic. Yeah, they come up with a premise for the show, but for the most part they are so contrived, they're absurd. And comedic? I haven't laughed at a sitcom since the 80s.

I know, I'm not answering the question.

For me, it's kind of a chicken and egg kind of thing. Which came first, the pervasive perception of what a family is and the roles within that societal microcosm, which was then mirrored in sitcoms? Or televised perception of family dynamics put up as a model of perfection for us to watch, idolize, and hope to achieve? 

There was a time in both sitcoms and in our society, when men went to work and women spent their days in a dress and nylons, often in the kitchen cooking and baking and doing all things wholesome and domestic.



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Triple Onion Roast (crockpot or not)



Slowly, our view of families broadened, and as we as a society became more open and aware, it was reflected in some shows, snuck in the back door where you had to look for it in others. But it did start to infiltrate.

Men had the overt power, but women had power too, they just had to be cunning about it, it was a more covert, at times passive/aggressive use of power. Men made decisions openly, women sort of had to play them, make it seem as though her decision was his idea. If you look for it, it was reflected in sitcoms. Edith Bunker comes to mind.


Now, I think that our society is so compartmentalized, we are all so entrenched in our tribes and staunch in our beliefs, that we no longer view shows as an idealized view of the family and gender roles.

Our forward movement into freedom of expression and acceptance of familial fluidity has been stopped cold by a trip in Mr. Peabody's WayBack Machine, seized by the republican party. Destination: 1960s. 


Maybe we'll start seeing Leave It to Beaver, Dick Van Dyke, and The Brady Bunch (unless a divorced couple with a blended family is just too avant-garde) revisited. Sorry, The Jeffersons, you're probably out.




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Currently, I see a few types of sitcoms in the mainstream:

First: those that try (too hard) to reflect societal trends. These are the shows that try to be current, but by the time they identify the trend, write a script, get the episode made . . . it just comes off as lame, boring, yesterday's news. They are neither reflective nor progressive. They're kind of the white noise of sitcoms.

Second are shows that do try to push the envelope, are written with at least a passing nod to a social conscience. For the most part, if you look into the financing, the producers are successful, independent, and due to their previous successes, have a built in audience. But although these shows make a statement, I don't think they have the power to mold how we view families or roles within them. Just like in politics, those who have an open mind already get it, and those who don't will reject it.

On the flip side are the shows that pander to the opposite audience. Last Man Standing comes to mind. It specifically has a conservative viewpoint, conservative actor portraying the main character, and ended up on a conservative channel. Again, they attract those who concur with the views portrayed, and don't change the minds of those with a more inclusive view of families and gender roles.

But in the end, it's not about reflecting society, molding familial structure, making a statement, or reinforcing audience beliefs. Make no mistake, it's all about the money. 

Ask Fox (supposedly but not really) News, which, if you think about it, could be reclassified as a sitcom. They create their own absurd situations and, if so many people didn't think they're an actual newscast (or maybe televangelism), they have the capacity to be pretty damn funny. 

With their skewed family values and archaic gender roles, the Fox propaganda station could be considered an accidental sitcom, if you will. Or even if you won't. They don't really care. 

I know, I know, tell you what I really think . . .

 

 

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Triple Onion Roast (crockpot or not)
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Ingredients:
1 packet dry onion soup mix
1 can (10.5 oz) French onion condensed soup
1 can (14.5 oz) beef broth
1 cup canned beef gravy
1 cup red wine
2 cups frozen chopped onion
8 oz fresh mushrooms, cleaned and sliced
2 1/2# beef chuck roast
salt, pepper, garlic powder

3 medium sized red potatoes
1/2# baby carrots

Directions (crockpot):
*Lightly grease the crockpot bowl. Whisk together the dry onion soup mix, condensed soup, broth, gravy, red wine, onion, and mushrooms. Turn the crockpot on to low.
*Season the roast on all sides with the salt, pepper, and garlic powder. In a very hot skillet, sear all sides of the roast and add to the crockpot. 
*Cook for 5 hours, turning the meat now and then.
*Cut each potato into about 6 chunks. Add to the crockpot with the baby carrots. Cook for another hour. Remove the meat, slice, and return to the crockpot for 1/2 hour.
Directions (Dutch oven):
*Preheat the oven to 325 degrees.
*Heat the Dutch oven on the stove top until very hot. Season all sides of the roast with salt, pepper, and garlic powder. Sear all sides of the roast. Remove. 
*Whisk the dry onion soup mix, condensed soup, broth, gravy, 1 cup of water, and red wine into the Dutch oven, scraping the bottom to get up the caramelized bits. Add the onions, mushrooms, and meat.
*Bake for 1 1/2 hours. Turn the roast over, add water if the sauce has started to dry out. Add the potatoes, each cut into about 6 chunks, and the carrots. Cook for another hour.
*Remove and slice the roast. Return to the pan, cook for another 30 minutes.

Tuesday, April 4, 2023

We Are All Cake

 

Blueberry Maple Glazed Strawberry Cake | recipe developed by www.BakingInATornado.com | #recipe #cake

 Cake.

Close your eyes, think of that word, and what do you see?

One word can evoke a myriad of images. 

What some of us picture may be similar to what others of us picture. Most often though, similar in some ways, but also different in others. Why?

Depending on our experiences, our memories, our culture, many of us, for instance in the same family, could actually picture pretty much the same thing.

But, even using just one word as a reference point, it is actually probable that what pops into our minds will be much more dissimilar to the majority of the population, at least in some aspects, than the same. Because even within our own subculture, where we share perspective and experiences, we still have our own taste.





It's the same as if we were to use the word "person." Based on our reference points, we may picture someone short or tall, white, brown, black or mulatto, heavy or thin, someone we know, someone generic . . . the possibilities are endless.

As they should be.



Blueberry Maple Glazed Strawberry Cake | recipe developed by www.BakingInATornado.com | #recipe #cake

Blueberry Maple Glazed Strawberry Cake



Because we are all different, unique, and interesting people. 

But we're the same too.

A healthy life balance is achieved when we celebrate our individuality while acknowledging our core similarities.

Sheet, layer, bundt, poke or dome.

Fruit, nuts, mint, caramel, spiced or chocolate.

Unembellished, glazed, dusted, drizzled, or frosted.

We, in this country, on this planet, may not all be the same flavor or texture or size or color. 

But, to continue the analogy, we are all cake.



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Blueberry Maple Glazed Strawberry Cake         
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Printable Recipe

Ingredients:
3/4 cup of my Blueberry Maple Syrup, recipe HERE
1 box (15.25 oz) strawberry cake mix
1 tsp strawberry extract
4 eggs
1/2 cup oil
1 cup milk
1 can (16 oz) cream cheese frosting

Directions:
*Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Grease and flour a 9 X 13 baking pan. 
*Beat the cake mix, extract, eggs, oil, and milk for 2 minutes. Pour evenly into the prepared pan. Bake for 30 - 35 minutes, until the center springs back to the touch.
*Cool on the counter for 1/2 hour, then refrigerate to cool completely.
*Once the cake is cool, poke all over with a fork, going just about 1/4 of the way down the cake. Drizzle with 1/4 cup of the syrup (try to use mostly just the liquid, leaving the solid blueberries for use in the frosting), carefully spread over the cake.
*Whisk 1/4 cup of the remaining syrup with the canned frosting and frost the cake. 
*Slice the cake and serve with the remaining Blueberry Maple Syrup drizzled over the top. Refrigerate leftovers.