I'm using: heart ~ greens ~ along ~ silver ~ tree ~ remote
They were submitted by Minette of Southern Belle Charm.
The words I was assigned today took me on a light journey into fiction today.
Operator: 911, what is your emergency?
Caller: She's missing.
Operator: You have a missing person? Is it a family member?
Caller: Yes.
Operator: Is this person in jeopardy? Do you think they could be harmed?
Caller: Yes.
Operator: I can send a few officers to your home. Let me just get a little information. Where was she seen last?
Caller: In the back yard by the trees going into the woods.
Operator: Walking into the woods?
Caller: Hopping along.
Operator: Hopping?
Caller: Yes.
Operator: OK, can I have a brief description? How old is she? What does she look like?
Caller: She's little. She has big legs and green skin
Operator (interrupting): How old are you?
Caller: I'm six.
Operator: Is your mommy there?
Caller: She's in the kitchen making lunch.
Operator: Can I speak with her please?
Buffalo Chicken Pasta Salad
Later on, lunch served and little Alyssa put down for a nap, another phone call was made. This time it was the mom using her cell phone, which she'd vowed never to let out of her sight again.
Mom: There's more than a remote chance we may be in a bit of trouble with the police.
Husband (sighing): Do I even want to know?
Mom: Alyssa took her pet frog out of the terrarium and into the back yard to play.
Husband: Doesn't sound too serious.
Mom: The frog took off into the woods.
Husband: Oh, no!
Mom: She was very upset. Distraught.
Husband: Doesn't sound like anything illegal, though.
Mom: So she called 911 to report Froggy missing.
Husband (sarcastically): Of course she did.
Mom: Yeah, I had a really fun discussion with the 911 operator about keeping my cell phone in a secure place.
Husband: I bet you had an interesting conversation with our daughter too.
Me. Oh hell yeah. But silver lining? I do love that little girl's heart.
Here are links to all the other Use Your Words posts:
On the Border
The Bergham Chronicles
Southern Belle Charm
The Blogging 911
Cognitive Script
Part-Time Working Hockey Mom
My Brand of Crazy
Climaxed
Buffalo Chicken Pasta Salad
Ingredients:
2 tsp cayenne pepper1/8 tsp paprika
1/8 tsp chili powder
1/8 tsp cumin
1/2 garlic powder
1/2 tsp salt
1/4 tsp pepper
2 large chicken breasts
13 Angel Hair pasta
1/2 red pepper, chopped
2 green onions, sliced
1 stick celery, sliced
2 TBSP butter, melted
1 cup Frank's Hot Sauce
4 TBSP Ranch salad dressing
2 TBSP toasted sesame seeds
Directions:
*Mix together the paprika, chili powder, cumin, garlic powder, salt and pepper. Sprinkle liberally on both sides of the chicken breast. Bake or grill them until completely cooked. Refrigerate to cool. Chop.
*Cook the pasta until al dente. Rinse with cold water and drain 2 - 3 times to stop the cooking process. Drain well. Place in a large bowl and refrigerate until cool.
*Add the chopped chicken, red pepper, green onion and celery to the cooled pasta.
*Whisk together the melted butter, Frank's Hot Sauce, and Ranch dressing. Pour into the bowl. Mix well, cover and refrigerate at least 2 hours. To serve, sprinkle with toasted sesame seeds.
Awwwww! Frogs can be family too. Police should have a sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteJerks. lol
But you gotta love that girl's heart!
DeleteThat's so cute and I can totally see someone's little kid doing this.
ReplyDeleteYes, me too.
DeleteMakes me glad I patented before cell phones! Re the recipe: My husband tends towards hot sauce.so does my son...Alana ramblinwitham.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteBoth of my sons too!
DeleteFroggie went a courtin'!
ReplyDeleteThis is delightful, Karen!
I was wondering if anyone would know that song. It was actually the very first song I learned to play on the guitar.
DeleteThis just made me laugh
ReplyDeleteThan I'm going to call it a success.
DeleteOy! I was afraid this wasn't just any frog but a venomous Greening’s frog that escaped...
ReplyDeleteYour recipe sounds delicious. Now where to find Frank's Hot Sauce in my country?
Well, I'm guessing you can find it (and pretty much anything on the planet) on Amazon. Or try your own favorite hot sauce. You do have one, right?
DeleteThat was so cute!
ReplyDeleteA little girl's heart is no doubt so innocently beautiful. Loved it, Karen. Beautifully crafted!
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Thank you, it was fun to write.
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