George Goes Fishing: Funny Friday

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture. Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

Here's today's picture. It was submitted by Dawn of Spatulas on Parade.

1. George (a northerner visiting his cousin): I don't see the jetty, is it invisible?
Billy Bob (a local): You're in the south now, see that log? That IS the jetty.

2. George: That doesn't really look clean, and there's so much debris, is it really a problem, people swimming here?
Billy Bob: Oh cousin, on some of the hotter days we swim in puddles.

3. George: What are we fishing for? Fire wood?

4. George: That's not the correct way to write a letter, you have to address someone.
Billy Bob: Huh?
George: Like instead of saying:

No Swimming
From Fishing Jetty

it should say: 

Dear Aunt Mabel,
No swimming.
From, 
Fishing Jetty 

Billy Bob: That's what I get for inviting an English professor to come visit.


5. George's wife (when George returned from fishing): How'd you do? We having fish for dinner?
George: Lets just say I caught some invisible fish from an invisible jetty.


And now for something yummy (not fish, since none were caught): 

Apple Oatmeal Quick Bread

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Apple Oatmeal Quick Bread

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Printable Recipe

Ingredients:
1 1/2 cups flour
3/4 cup quick oats
2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp apple pie spice
1 1/2 tsp baking soda
1/4 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp salt
1/3 cup canola oil
1/2 cup maple syrup
1/4 cup honey
1/2 cup applesauce
1 TBSP apple cider vinegar
1 egg
1/2 of an apple, peeled, cored and chopped
1/4 cup chopped walnuts

Directions:
*Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Grease a 9 X 5 loaf pan.
*Mix together the flour, quick oats, cinnamon, apple pie spice, baking soda, baking powder and salt.
*In a separate bowl, whisk together the oil, maple syrup, honey, applesauce, apple cider vinegar and egg.
*Mix the liquid ingredients into the dry ingredients just until incorporated, then fold in the chopped apple and walnuts. Pour evenly into the prepared pan.
*Bake for 35 to 45 minutes, or until the center of the top springs back to the touch. Cool for 10 minutes in the pan before running a knife around the edges and removing to cool completely.