Showing posts with label vacation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vacation. Show all posts

Monday, February 8, 2021

It's Getting There: Vacation Poetry

 

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  Join Poetry Monday here and there,
if my publishing schedule has room (that's rare).

Sometimes the topic's so compelling,
evokes a story that just needs telling.
 
Craziest Vacation Memory is the chosen theme,
we've all had situations that could just make you scream. 

Grateful to tell the story, of that there's no doubt.
Since Diane (and friends) have, well, yet to kick me out.





It's Getting There

Vacations are on hold these days,
In the past I've had quite a few.
Always with a traveling pal, 
local, long distance, international too.
 
Too many states to mention, 
and countries, way more than one.
Hong Kong, Indonesia, Korea for work,
Israel , England, and Mexico for fun.
 
Islands are best for vacations, 
love sitting in the sun.
Nantucket, Margarita, St. Lucia,
Hawaii (two islands, not one).

My vacations tend not to be crazy.
though parasailing was risky for sure.
mountain roads in St. Lucia, hair raising.
(next time we'd be smart, do a tour). 

Craziest part of vacations?
The travel, just let me tell you.
When you're at the mercy of airlines.
Can't quite get there when you are due.

It was just after Thanksgiving.
Stuffed with turkey and leftovers too.
Sis and I scheduled a vacation.
St. Croix beaches, we're coming to you.
 
 
Holiday Flavors Turkey Meatloaf, all the flavors of the holiday season in a turkey meatloaf. | Recipe developed by www.BakingInATornado.com | #recipe #dinner
 
Holiday Flavors Turkey Meatloaf
 
Holiday Flavors Turkey Meatloaf, all the flavors of the holiday season in a turkey meatloaf. | Recipe developed by www.BakingInATornado.com | #recipe #dinner

Off we went that day to the airport,
over packed as we both always do. 
One week away yet we both had,
not one overstuffed bag but two.

First they called for volunteer passengers,
willing to take the next flight.
Sis and I, we weren't born yesterday.
For our seats we'd damn near fight.
 
The plane was a "puddle jumper"
to the island, it fit very few.
Seats weren't the only issue, though,
cargo weight was limited too.
 
Stood our ground and we were boarded,
despite the airline's bribes and pleas,
Taxiing, knew we'd made it, 
could almost feel that tropical breeze.
 
Liftoff had us smiling,
then my sister's eyes got wide.
Laughing, pointed out the window.
At my luggage, sitting outside.
 
It's true, I could have cried right then,
it's possible I may have swore.
With tears looked out the window.
You know, just to be sure.

"Don't laugh sis, you're about to,
feel just as sad and blue.
Seems my bags are in good company.
Right behind them . . . there's yours too!" 
 
Wait!
Read more poetry, 
you're not through.
Some talented writers
are in this crew:
 

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Holiday Flavors Turkey Meatloaf     
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Printable Recipe

Ingredients:
1 1/2 cups mashed potatoes
1/2 tsp minced garlic
1 green onion, chopped
1/4 cup grated parmesan cheese
2 TBSP butter or butter substitute, melted
salt and pepper to taste
paprika

1 cup cornbread stuffing mix
2 1/2# lean ground turkey
1 cup turkey gravy, divided
2 eggs
1 green onion, chopped
1/3 cup red pepper, chopped
1/3 cup cranraisins, coarsely chopped
1/2 tsp poultry seasoning
1/2 tsp garlic powder
1/2 tsp salt
1/4 tsp pepper

Directions:
*Make mashed potatoes and mix in the minced garlic, 1 chopped green onion, parmesan, melted butter, and salt and pepper to taste. Set aside.
*Cover a 9 X 13 baking pan in tin foil. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.
*In a large bowl, place the stuffing mix, turkey, 1/4 cup of the gravy, eggs, the remaining green onion, red pepper, cranraisins, poultry seasoning, garlic powder, 1/2 tsp salt, and 1/4 tsp pepper. Mix just until incorporated, don't over mix.
*Form the turkey meatloaf into a brick shape (approximately 9 inches long, 5 inches wide and 2 inches high) and place into the prepared pan leaving about 3 inches around all of the sides. Bake for 45 minutes.
*After 45 minutes, take the meatloaf out of the oven but leave the oven on. Spread the mashed potatoes onto the top and around the sides of the meatloaf. Sprinkle with paprika.
*Return to the oven for 20 minutes. Take out and check to be sure the meat is completely cooked through. Let stand for 5 minutes before slicing. Serve with the remaining gravy (heated).

Friday, November 6, 2020

Going and Gone: Secret Subject Swap

 

Secret Subject Swap, a multi-blogger writing challenge | developed and run by www.BakingInATornado.com | #MyGraphics

Welcome a Secret Subject Swap. This month 6 brave bloggers picked a secret subject for someone else and were assigned a secret subject to interpret in their own style. Today we are all simultaneously divulging our topics and submitting our posts. Read through mine and at the bottom you’ll find links to all of today’s other Secret Subject participants.



 

My subject is: What was your best/worst vacation? Tell us about both.
It was submitted by: Rena of Wandering Web Designer.

I know many people who could answer that question in a hot minute. For me, that would be really hard. I've traveled quite a bit and each time there was something spectacular about the destination. Even when the trips were for business, there was always time to explore, mingle with the locals and have fun. 

As far as a worst vacation goes, I can't say that I've ever really had a full bad vacation experience. There certainly have been some difficulties, mostly with travel. My top three:

Taking off in a very small plane with my sister for the jump over to St. Croix. Just as the wheels lift off my sister laughs and points out the window "ha, ha, look, there's your luggage on the tarmac." I pointed and answered "ha, ha, that's yours next to mine."

A real travel nightmare was when we were flying home from Marco Island, just me and the boys, who were little. Flights were delayed and canceled, I can't remember why. I stood in line for over an hour, staring the whole time at the boys sitting in airport seats to be sure they didn't wander off (thank goodness for hand held games). When it was my turn, they put me on an alternate flight through Dallas/Ft. Worth. I begged them, "please, if there is any chance I'll get stuck overnight with two very little boys, tell me now, I'll go back to my mom's tonight and try again tomorrow." They assured me I would make it home tonight.

You know what happened, right? 2:00 am I'm stuck in a hotel line with not only cranky boys but a whole lot of cranky adults (me included). They would not give us our luggage so no clothes, contact lens cases or fluid, nothing. We slept in our clothes, got up before the butt-crack of dawn and made it home looking (and feeling) like zombies. The boys were angels, btw.
 
There was also a time when our vacation plans changed dramatically. The boys and I were again flying out to Marco Island to spend some time with my mom. The boys were about 6 and 7 years old. It was February, freezing cold in the Midwest and we were looking forward to the warm weather and the beach. The night before we were to leave, my grandfather died. Mom was flying home to Boston from Marco. I unpacked all of our summer clothes, repacked with winter clothes and we flew out to Boston instead.

But the good experiences far outweigh the bad, and that's the reason why I can't really pick a favorite. I can pick out some highlights, though, from some of my travels. First in the US:

California: doing a tour of wine country and finding new favorites.
Maine: the fresh lobstah, of course.
Vermont: learning to ski with my family.
Massachusetts: I thought, when I went to Nantucket Island, that I was going to spend a long weekend in a quaint New England bed and breakfast, didn't know I was going to end up engaged.
Nevada: Las Vegas always has something fun in store, but the Billy Joel, Elton John concert was the highlight of the trip.
Indiana: having PurDude show me around his school just a few months into his first semester.
Colorado: Breckenridge was my first time skiing on powder. Wow, what a difference from New England skiing.
Hawaii: the diverse scenery.
St. Croix (USVI): the beautiful Caribbean beaches.
Louisiana: the French Quarter at night, (though not as much fun as it could have been since I was pregnant and couldn't drink). And the beignets, even better than donuts (shhh, don't tell).
 


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Baked Caramel Apple Donuts
Baked Caramel Apple Donuts, bursting with apple, caramel and cinnamon Mix, bake, cool, and glaze, it’s that easy. | Recipe developed by www.BakingInATornado.com | #bake #donuts

And in some of the other countries I've been to: 

Mexico (Cozumel): snorkeling in the beautiful clear water. Fish every color of the rainbow. 
Israel: the history (certainly not the food), and the unique experience of floating in the dead sea.
Taiwan: dancing the night away with the locals in Taipei.
England: so much to see and do, but the highlight was seeing my brother graduate from Cambridge.
Venezuela: just getting away for a peaceful beach vacation with my mom and my sister.
Hong Kong: the shopping, the shopping and the shopping. I even worked with a tailor and designed some of my own clothes.
Montreal: the cobblestone streets and outdoor cafes of Old Montreal.
St. Lucia: The rain forest. And having a private pool outside the bedroom slider of our honeymoon suite.
Mexico (Cancun): parasailing for the first (OK, and so far only) time.

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I know in the future I'll be able to answer at least what the best vacation was. It's the one I'm looking forward to now. One day, when it's safe, I will fly to Colorado with Hubs and College Boy. We'll finally get to see the condo PurDude has been living in for over a year. He'll show us around his new home town, parks, hiking trails, and Pearl Street with it's shopping and restaurants. He'll take us to Louisville so we can see where he works. We'll ski together for the first time since he learned to ski in Breckenridge all those years ago. And it will be the best, the absolute best, vacation ever.

Here are links to all the sites now featuring Secret Subject Swap posts. Sit back, grab a cup, and check them all out. See you there:


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Baked Caramel Apple Donuts
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Printable Recipe


Ingredients: 
2 1/4 cups flour 
3/4 cup brown sugar 
2 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp salt
1 tsp cinnamon
1/2 tsp apple pie spice
4 TBSP canola oil
1 1/4 cups milk 
1 tsp vanilla
2 eggs
1/2 apple, cored, peeled and chopped 
1/2 cup caramel baking bits
 
1 1/4 cup powdered sugar
1/2 tsp apple pie spice
1/2 tsp cinnamon
3 TBSP apple juice
 
Directions:
*Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Grease 15 donut pan wells.
*Whisk together the flour, brown sugar, baking powder, salt, 1 tsp cinnamon and 1/2 tsp apple pie spice. Set aside.
*In a large bowl, whisk together the oil, milk, vanilla and eggs.
*Add the dry ingredients to the large bowl with the wet ingredients and mix just until incorporated. Add the apples and caramel baking bits and mix in briefly.
*Spoon into the prepared donut pans. Bake for 10 - 12 minutes, or until the center springs back to the touch.
*Run a knife gently around the sides of the donuts, then cool in the pans for 5 minutes before removing to cool completely.
Whisk together the powdered sugar, remaining apple pie spice remaining cinnamon, and apple juice. Drizzle evenly over the cooled donuts.

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Twelve Signs a Staycation's Not Gonna Cut It

I need a vacation. And none of that staycation crap. Like the guy who keeps emailing asking for my credit card number and personal info to send me my inheritance, I'm not falling for that scam either. Staycation? I've been staycationing in my house this whole winter. Spoiler alert: NOT fun. There's a kitchen here, a washing machine, a dishwasher . . . Nope, not what I'm looking for in a vacation. I need a full fledged get-the-hell-out-of-dodge vacation. Sun not optional.

There's a way to gauge these things, you know, your need for vacation. There are signs, all the way from "moderately sick of winter" to "off the charts desperate." Here are the 12 signs you need a vacation. See where you stand:

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1) You haven't ventured out into the cold in so long your butt is stuck to the couch. I'm not talking about the getting-old-and-having-to-rock-to-get-yourself-up kinda stuck, I'm talking about ripping-the-skin-off-your-butt kinda stuck.

2) When you have to go to the store, you find yourself standing in the aisle lovingly eying the suntan lotion.

3) It's been so long since you've seen the sun that when it peeks out you have to put on sunglasses. Indoors.

4) You're secretly wearing a bathing suit as underwear. 

5) Your family comes home at dinner time and finds you've stopped cooking and are trying to drag the gas grill into the house.



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One Pan Kielbasa Orzo Dinner
One Pan Kielbasa Orzo Dinner is an easy and flavorful meal you can make in just 1/2 hour. There's also an option for making ahead and baking later. | Recipe developed by www.BakingInATornado.com | #dinner #pasta



6) You realize that if your skin is lighter than that zinc oxide your mama used to put on your nose.

7) Hubs comes into the bathroom to find you waving the hair dryer over your entire body trying to remember what it feels like to be warm.

8) You find yourself building a sand castle with all that sand that comes into the house on your shoes from the snow plows.

9) You have a hammock set up in the kitchen because that running dishwasher is sounding a lot like waves on the beach.

10) The bronzer you bought to try to look less ghost-like is clumped in the hair that you haven't bothered shaving on your legs.

11) At the Chinese restaurant you swear that colorful little umbrella in your drink is mocking you.

12) You're seriously considering taking a hit out on Punxsutawney Phil.

The results are in. I need a vacation. You?


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One Pan Kielbasa Orzo Dinner         
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Printable Recipe
 
Ingredients:
1 package (12 oz) cooked Kielbasa
1 tsp minced garlic
4 oz mushrooms, cleaned and sliced
1/2 red pepper, cleaned and sliced
1 green onion, cleaned and chopped
1 cup orzo
2 cups beef broth
1 tsp beef bouillon
1/4 tsp salt
1/4 tsp pepper
1 tsp Italian seasoning 
1 can french fried onions

Directions:
*Slice the kielbasa, on the bias, into about 1/2 inch wide pieces. 
*Spray a large skillet with nonstick spray and heat to medium high. Add the Kielbasa and brown on one side, lower the heat to medium, flip over and brown on the other side. Remove from the pan and keep warm.
*To the pan, add the garlic, mushrooms, red pepper and green onion. Cook and stir for one minute. 
*Add the orzo, beef broth, beef bouillon, salt, pepper and Italian seasoning. Turn on high, bring to a boil, cover, reduce heat and simmer for 10 minutes. 
*Uncover and stir, making sure none of the orzo is stuck to the bottom of the pan. Cover again and continue to simmer until the orzo is soft and has absorbed most of the broth, about another 5 minutes.
*Uncover, add the warm Kielbasa, cook and stir one more minute. Sprinkle top with the french fried onions.
*OPT: If you want to make this ahead, cook as specified, pour into a greased casserole dish, cover and refrigerate. When ready to serve, bring to room temperature and bake in a 350 degree oven just until hot.