Friday, June 28, 2019

Bowl Dirty, Hand Clean: Funny Friday

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture. Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.


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Here's today's picture. It was submitted by Karen of Bookworm in the Kitchen.


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1. Son to mom: Look mom, I'm cooking!
Mom to her son: OK, first lesson, you're supposed to mix the ingredients in the bowl, not in your hand. Bowl dirty, hand clean, not the other way around.

2. Son to Dad: Look Dad, I'm making dinner!
Dad to Mom: Did I mention I'm going out with the guys tonight?
Mom (whispering to Dad): Take me with you!

3. Son to Mom: I think I'm catching a cold, Mom. Look, I just sneezed.
Mom (to herself): Yeah, Hubs was thrilled to have a son, but I'm starting to think maybe I don't have the stomach for a boy.

4. Son: Come here, Mom, I need a hug.

Mom (facing the sink) is so excited, at this age he rarely says that. Then she turns around and realizes that if she likes her outfit, she better look for the closest door . . . 

But really, Mom knows, the outfit means nothing. Slime or not, she'll take that hug whenever she can get one.

5. Son: Mom, I think I might have done something wrong when I made my soup . . .



 And now for something yummy (not soup): 


Grilled Orange Balsamic Salmon over Broccoli Slaw, a fast and easy dinner. Salmon is marinated, grilled, and served over a broccoli slaw dressed with the same marinade. | Recipe developed by www.BakingInATornado.com | #recipe #dinner

Grilled Orange Balsamic Salmon over Broccoli Slaw
Grilled Orange Balsamic Salmon over Broccoli Slaw, a fast and easy dinner. Salmon is marinated, grilled, and served over a broccoli slaw dressed with the same marinade. | Recipe developed by www.BakingInATornado.com | #recipe #dinner

Click on the links below and let some other bloggers make you smile:
Spatulas on Parade
 The Bergham Chronicles
Bookworm in the Kitchen
Southern Belle Charm  


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Grilled Orange Balsamic Salmon over Broccoli Slaw
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Ingredients:
about 1/3 to 12# salmon fillet per person
1/2 cup balsamic vinaigrette salad dressing
1/4 cup orange marmalade
1 TBSP orange juice
1 bag (12 oz) of broccoli slaw
2 green onions, sliced
1 small can (10 - 11 oz) mandarin orange slices, drained
1/4 cup sesame seeds, toasted

OPT: additional toasted sesame seeds for serving

Directions:
*Whisk together the salad dressing, orange marmalade and orange juice. Place about 1/3 of this mixture into a shallow pan about the size of your salmon fillets.

*Rinse the salmon and pat dry. Place into the marinade, skin side down, then flip over. Cover with foil and refrigerate for 2 hours or up to a day.
*Place the broccoli slaw, green onion slices and mandarin orange slices into a large bowl. Add the remaining dressing mixture and the sesame seeds and mix well. Cover and refrigerate.
*One hour before cooking, remove the dish from the refrigerator and place on counter.
*Heat your grill to medium high. Place fish, flesh side down, on the grill and immediately lower the temperature to medium. Cook for about 3 minutes. Using a large spatula, flip the fish over and cook until it flakes when tested with a fork.
*Serve the salmon over the broccoli slaw. Sprinkle with additional toasted sesame seeds if desired.

10 comments:

  1. oh my....well at least he's trying! Have a wonderful weekend ladies.

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  2. Thankful there's no slime in the recipe. This sounds yummy, and the toasted sesame seeds (yes, please) would also go well. Alana ramblinwitham.blogspot.com

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    1. No, no slime, but I also love those toasted sesame seeds.

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  3. Definitely always take those hugs.
    I’m always up for a new salmon recipe.
    Spatulas On Parade

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    1. This is a really easy one, and I know you love using your grill. Hope you try it.

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  4. Totally understood this line: "Son to Mom: I think I'm catching a cold, Mom. Look, I just sneezed." I'm not looking forward to seeing my son's gross and funny scares. Including all the cuts and bruises he'll acquire.

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    1. Yeah, with a boy you better get ready for some gross in your future.

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  5. Hahahahaha! And (to quote Mad Magazine) bleeech!
    Number two cracked me up!

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    1. I dare say that second one rang true to any parents witnessing their kids' first attempt to make dinner.

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