Split Decision: Funny Friday

Today’s post is this month’s Funny Friday, a regular feature published on the last Friday of every month. Funny Friday is a collaborative project. Each month one of the participants submits a picture, then we all write 5 captions or thoughts inspired by that month’s picture. Links to the other bloggers’ posts are below, click on them and see what they’ve come up with. I hope we bring a smile to your face as you start your weekend.

Here's today's picture. It was submitted by Me.

 

1. Child: Is this what they mean by "split decision?" 

Mom: Well, it's certainly proof that it's best to work together. 

 

2. Little Girl (looking at the tree): Mom, does that hurt? 

Mom: I don't think so, what do you think?

Little Girl: I don't think I'd want to do the splits for that long.
Mom: Good point. 

 

3. Maple (to his friend the Cottonwood): I heard something about you and your wife, are you OK?

Cottonwood: Yes, unfortunately we hit a rough patch.

Maple: Were you able to work it out?

Cottonwood, No, we decided to split.

 
4. Tree (to his better half): Honey, I think you've taken social distancing a bit too far.

5. Girlfriend to boyfriend: I think we should take a break.

Boyfriend (disappointed): Why? Don't you like spending time with me?
Girlfriend: I do, but I need a little space. Sometimes it feels like we're joined at the hip.

And now for something yummy:

Orange Cranberry Pull-Apart Loaf

 

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Southern Belle Charm 

Orange Cranberry Pull-Apart Loaf

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Printable Recipe

Ingredients:
2 cans refrigerated crescent dough sheets

3/4 cup orange marmalade

2 TBSP cranberry juice

1/4 tsp cinnamon

1/4 tsp allspice 

1/4 cup cranraisins

1/4 cup shelled roasted pistachios, chopped 

Directions:

*Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Lightly grease a loaf pan.
*Unroll the crescent dough sheets and cut each one in half, the long way, then cut each half into thirds.
*Whisk together the orange marmalade, cranberry juice, cinnamon, and allspice. Mix in the cranraisins and chopped pistachios.
*Gently dollop a heaping teaspoon of the mixture into the center of the top of each of the 12 dough segments, then fold the bottom half over onto the filling. 

*Place loosely into your prepared loaf pan, folded side down and open side up to fill the pan.
*Bake for 20 minutes, loosely cover with tin foil and bake another 20 minutes. Remove from oven, gently run a knife around the edges, then allow to sit in the pan for 15 minutes before removing to serve.